Gents, that was a fine squadron party this go ‘round…purely from a fried yardbird and sides standpoint. These goons bought 700 pieces of Kroger fried yardbird and God only knows the poundage in sides…when it was all said and done and who stuck around to eat accomplished that little mission, there were 200 pieces of untouched yardimus birdimus left in four 50-piece boxes. I confiscated 20 pieces and three styrofoam thingies slam full o’ sides before I jumped ship and hauled azz. I simply won’t stand for gubment waste so I stepped up to the plate and took one for the team…sometimes ya just gotta do yer part.