Hot New Item!! Limited Quantities!!

[Gentleman]

Boom Chicky Wow Wow - Hot 1 on 1 action with the Mastermind, call today - operators are standing by to make your sexy saw fantasies come to life with Maaastermiiind

You can't put a price on something like that

 

[exSW]

You fuggerz ain't right.

 

[Mastermind]

One question.............


When do I get paid?

...........

 

[Definitive Dave]

Check with GentlePimp he will let you know about your cut
Boom Chicky Wow Wow (that is 70's bad porno music, by the way and the girl says Mastermind really slow and breathy)

 

[czar800]

One question.............


When do I get paid?

...........

When DD's done with his cig....

 

[Mastermind]

I'm not a cheap Ho.

Dot Dot Dot

 

[czar800]

I'm not a cheap Ho.

Dot Dot Dot

Not with legs like those Dot Dot Dot

 

[Mastermind]

Why I never.....well.....there was that one time. And....that other time. But, I'd never do that sober.

 

[exSW]

I'm not a cheap Ho.

Dot Dot Dot

Oh? So you can be had?

 

[czar800]

Is it bad I looked at my checkbook? Only if it included-

• watching Mastermind stuffing bananas in saws.

 

[skidooguy]

And remember if you have to ask about specifics... Then you can't afford it.

 

[Stump Shot]

Yeah but the $1999.99 get you 1-on-1 action with Mastermind. Up close and personal.

I'll bet you could get in with just a couple of half worn out chains or maybe a new porting tool.

 

[MarkEagleUSA]

I'll bet you could get in with just a couple of half worn out chains or maybe a new porting tool.

Pie... pie will get you into the Kingdom.

 

[Mastermind]

Oh? So you can be had?

Everything is for sale dot dot dot

Pie... pie will get you into the Kingdom.

Pie. Now your on to something.

 

[Redfin]

I'll bet you could get in with just a couple of half worn out chains or maybe a new porting tool.

Hell all I was looking for was a valid coopin.

 

[Onan18]

Why I never.....well.....there was that one time. And....that other time. But, I'd never do that sober.

Well, not TWICE anyways!

 

[exCanuck]

go to TN on Dec. 3rd and get all the above for free

YEAH, you nailed it
dot dot @Mastermind dot

 

[exCanuck]

GentlePimp

I'll change his name to this one. Well played Dave.

 

[exCanuck]

Yo, GentlePimp: If @Jon1212 gots the 99.99 portion, will the GFY coupon cover my $1900 portion?

 

[TJ the Chainsaw Mechanic]

I'm good with up close and personal attention to my trucks. lol They do cost more though......