Farm Boss vs. Wood Boss...

[5155]

I've not ran any of those but I used to be cool lol.
An inlaw told me his saw was better than all mine because it's the rancher model.
I said ok you win.
He looked at me a little sideways, like a dog staring at your chicken wing.
Wait, I do have an 034. Maybe I am still cool.

 

[USMC615]

How in the hell did this thing get resurrected...

 

[Brush Ape]

How in the hell did this thing get resurrected...

I had to run over to Mom's when she lived in town for awhile cause the vet was comin' over to give the Rottweiler shots and I had to hold her. Me and my buddy Donnie I logged with in Virginia were gettin blasted on beer and were about headed to the frog jumpin contest in Morrisonville to compete. Donnie was ahair with full blown beard and all. Brown eyes about sixfour...he looked just like Jesus on steroids. Haha. Didn't wear shoes or shirt in the summer ever...straight outta the van parked by the Monongahela River. Donnie says, "I'm gonna walk uptown and grab a 12 of bud while you give the dog shots," and he disappeared before Mom came out with the dog.

When the vet got finished, Sadie started barking and we looked up here comes Donnie. Mom goes, "What the hell, that looks just like Jesus."

Donnie stopped in the yard looked at Mom and says, "I said one day I would return, but I didn't say I was gonna brang beer."

 

[USMC615]

I had to run over to Mom's when she lived in town for awhile cause the vet was comin' over to give the Rottweiler shots and I had to hold her. Me and my buddy Donnie I logged with in Virginia were gettin blasted on beer and were about headed to the frog jumpin contest in Morrisonville to compete. Donnie was ahair with full blown beard and all. Brown eyes about sixfour...he looked just like Jesus on steroids. Haha. Didn't wear shoes or shirt in the summer ever...straight outta the van parked by the Monongahela River. Donnie says, "I'm gonna walk uptown and grab a 12 of bud while you give the dog shots," and he disappeared before Mom came out with the dog.

When the vet got finished, Sadie started barking and we looked up here comes Donnie. Mom goes, "What the hell, that looks just like Jesus."

Donnie stopped in the yard looked at Mom and says, "I said one day I would return, but I didn't say I was gonna brang beer."

Lol...excellent!

 

[Woodpecker]

I had a fun time at solstice-fest trying to convince a good friend of @cus_deluxe that an echo 501p was a better saw than a 290 "farm boss." I believe I failed. Yes the Echo is lighter, more powerful, and dead reliable, but it's hard to argue against the perceived economy and reliability of the "boss" for the average saw user.

 

[CJ Brown]

Since I'm from Canuckistan, I vote for the farmiest saw of them all - the Pioneer Farmsaw. Made just 60 miles from my house.

 

[Dub11]

Since I'm from Canuckistan, I vote for the farmiest saw of them all - the Pioneer Farmsaw. Made just 60 miles from my house.

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I see your Farm saw and raise you a Farm Pro.

 

[Brush Ape]

Let's stay on point ladies.

 

[CJ Brown]

Let's stay on point ladies.

Yes, let's get back to talking about stray dogs

 

[Woodpecker]

Let's stay on point ladies.

What's your point bub?

 

[Dub11]

Let's stay on point ladies.

You're right.

So you 2 got blasted with just a 12 pack of bud between the 2 of ya?

Pfft sounds like an after school special.

 

[Junk Meister]

View attachment 217786 I see your Farm saw and raise you a Farm Pro.

Are you Poulan that out of the trash or puttin' it in??
It is sitting on a blue trash can ain't it?

 

[Brush Ape]

So you 2 got blasted in just a 12 pack of bud between the 2 of ya?

Pfft sounds like an after school special.

You've clearly not been to the Morrisonville Frog Jumping contest.

 

[Junk Meister]

You've clearly not been to the Morrisonville Frog Jumping contest.

Avoca, Nebraska used to have annual Duck races....maybe still do

 

[Dub11]

Are you Poulan that out of the trash or puttin' it in??
It is sitting on a blue trash can ain't it?

Just setting up there waiting for a blow down.

 

[Dub11]

You've clearly not been to the Morrisonville Frog Jumping contest.

Sounds like the Emmett Condor festival.

 

[cuinrearview]

Ain't none of these as fun as the Carp Rodeo.

 

[kingOFgEEEks]

Are you Poulan that out of the trash or puttin' it in??
It is sitting on a blue trash can ain't it?

Poor Wayne can't afford a fancy washing machine bench like Fabz has, so he has to improvise.

 

[Bigmac]

Sounds like the Emmett Condor festival.

We have the world famous “pig and ford” races at the county fair! Lol

 

[Brush Ape]

Carp Rodeo haha. We bowfish those here. You can go get several pickup loads for your garden after a tournament. It’s a wonder more people don’t take advantage of it. Definitely draw some felines into range that way.