This reminds me of a time in my life... (Oh no he was in state prison?) Lol anyways it was a Saturday and weekends are when visits are allowed to happen. For those who don't know in the visiting areas there is vending machines with junk food,sodas,snacks etc etc... well I would typically skip lunch on days I knew I was going to have a visit. Not this day because the ice cream with lunch was cookie dough and I had won 5 little containers off of people from playing cards plus they were serving real drip coffee instead of chikory root. Well you have to finish what you want to eat. There is no bringing anything back. Now onto the next 3 hours of visitation,I bought a timberwolf from home depot. I just gave it a 1 star review:
I consumed 6 mountain dews and all sorts of garbage. Oreos, gummy bears, candy bars beef jerky and a few dr pepper... Visit time is over and as you can imagine there ain't no Pepto in mountain dew and my guts were talking to each other about starting a riot. Today the guard that was patting people down hated me....(He was disliked by even his fellow guards) He said Cody you and blah, blah and blah are going to R&D (reciving and departer) for a strip search.. I was like oooohhh *f-word!!!! On the way to R&D I told every officer that I could that I had to go to the bathroom something fierce. Nobody would listen. I said: dude *f-wording watch me take a *s-word! I don't care but I'm about to explode.. the dick head was the one doing the strip searches...... He said squat and cough......... Me: ahem-pppttsssshhhh like a *f-wording fire hose aimed directly at this guy's face!!! His *f-wording coworkers are holding their sides laughing even the
lieutenant O.I.C was trying his hardest not to laugh.... I think to myself *f-word new charges... Nope me saying it to every guard loud enough for security cameras to hear saved my ass literally... I never saw that guard again.....
