eBay message of the day

[Definitive Dave]

In my box over the weekend I got this question on the Huayi ms200t carburetors that we sell.
They are a great carb, but of course my friends in China sent me 100 totally crappy, no start, no run carbs instead in my last shipment. So we raise the price so nobody buys it till we get good stock again, but the guys who are watching the item can still find it.
Enjoy
Dave

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I made a mistake and thought 900 dollars for a ms200 saw carb was truly the work of the king of all dick heads

But yours at 5000 thousand + I'd say your head is completely gone and replaced with a shrunk dick

That being the real reason for charging that much for an item such as it is, and your just trying to get that operation that removes your head out your ass and replaces it with the shrunk dick atop your shoulders.

Well god bless you it must be difficult eating, pissing and such.

Good luck

 

[Stump Shot]

So how many did he buy? Lol

 

[stihl_head1982]

Some of the guys just don't get it. Being a knucklehead is an art form in some places -- perhaps they should invent a slot for the State Fair -- these types would win it hands down.

 

[Onan18]

 

[paragonbuilder]

Roflmao
Is it someone we know???? [emoji41]


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[Stump Shot]

So Dave, when are you going to be able to get Dallas a carburetor for a 200T?

 

[Stump Shot]

So Dave, when are you going to be able to get Dallas a carburetor for a 200T?

That's funny right there, I don't care who you are!

 

[Definitive Dave]

as far as I know it is a stranger, I didnt recognize the screen name and he only has 6 feedback so a newb to eBay
"supposedly" there are 100 genuine Huayi carbs en route right now

so damn funny that I have to specify and argue over which aftermarket $15 carbs I want

 

[Gentleman]

Hey, I'm still waiting on your reply.

 

[paragonbuilder]

This is actually pretty funny. I've seen items that were so absurdly priced it was ridiculous. Just thought they were price gouging...
Or better put..."being the king of all dickheads!!!"

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[jakethesnake]

I like it.

 

[Czed]

He has a way with words i'm impressed.

 

[Definitive Dave]

He has a way with words i'm impressed.

Well god bless you it must be difficult eating, pissing and such.

Good luck

my favorite line

 

[cus_deluxe]

Definitive Dave
Saw junkie, sod specialist, shrunk dick head.

 

[exSW]

Where is it? I went to defend your honor and couldn't find it.

 

[dall]

I swear it's not me

 

[Redbull661]

this would be my reply

Dear Sir, We appreciate your interest. Tomorrow we will be running a 2 for 1 special on this item. Thanks!

 

[Time's Standing Stihl]

At least he said God bless! Lol, that's a good one Dave

 

[Lightning Performance]

Well god bless you it must be difficult eating, pissing and such.

Good luck

my favorite line

You should invite that guy over here, "hey, you..."

 

[Jon1212]

It was fairly well written, but it wasn't me. As I know the difference between your and you're.