Drf255 Conquers the Stihl 026

[Jon1212]

Im sorry your wrong though.

Tell 'em like it is..........füüking riff raff!

Fück them. I will go, I will see, I will conquer.

Whoa! Easy there General Custer.

Pretty good chance you can be undefeated.... But you may have to stay home to make it happen?

What you did there, I see it.

#noshowforthewin

BS, my rpm app says 35K. I am not calling you a liar,,,,,just sayin'. I just tell it like it is. I only speak the truth. I am an RPM app engineer. But hey, it's your story, tell it like you want to. I just want everybody else to know that saw ain't pulling 62784 in the crust. Like I said, not calling you a liar. If you think I am, show me where I called you a liar. But that saw isn't pulling 62784 in the crust, I don't care what you say. Just so everybody will know, I do not stir the pot. It is my God given calling to point out the truth so this site will be the best it can be. Hallelujah. Carry on.

The proof is in the pudding:

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Wow.....Just WOW!!!!!!

I'm callin BS.

The Internet Legend?

 

[Deets066]

Tell 'em like it is..........füüking riff raff!

Whoa! Easy there General Custer.

What you did there, I see it.

#noshowforthewin
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The Internet Legend?

You get banned from AS Jon?

 

[Jon1212]

You get banned from AS Jon?

No. Why?

 

[Deets066]

No. Why?

I knew it was gettin heated over there, just wondering if they gave you the boot.

 

[Jon1212]

I knew it was gettin heated over there, just wondering if they gave you the boot.

I missed out on the heated part. Though I did have a nice tête a tête with the Ex Super Deleter svk yesterday, in the "who ports saws" thread.
That "Conquer" thread over there is pretty weird. Square File taking veiled shots at everyone, Chris_PA touting his massive library of *B-S...., and revisionist history, Brad accusing others of having an agenda, and talking about some poor mf'er he works with that is ultra defensive, along with the myriad of sack holders fighting over there chance to feel the scrotum of the annointed one......all they are missing is the siamese twins joined at the ass, and the bearded lady........Freak Show!

 

[Deets066]

I missed out on the heated part. Though I did have a nice tête a tête with the Ex Super Deleter svk yesterday, in the "who ports saws" thread.
That "Conquer" thread over there is pretty weird. Square File taking veiled shots at everyone, Chris_PA touting his massive library of *B-S...., and revisionist history, Brad accusing others of having an agenda, and talking about some poor mf'er he works with that is ultra defensive, along with the myriad of sack holders fighting over there chance to feel the scrotum of the annointed one......all they are missing is the siamese twins joined at the ass, and the bearded lady........Freak Show!

Sums it up pretty good

 

[Chainsaw Jim]

Can anyone pinpoint at exactly what point this thing derailed?

Oh probably the exact moment drf touched this icon...hehehe.

Sorry Drf255, no offence meant, I couldn't resist.

 

[DSS]

The only way this thread is gonna be realistic, is if the OP gets butthurt, calls y'all a bunch of names, deletes half his posts, and goes crying to the moderators about being attacked and having a sore bum.

Until that happens it's just a bunch of guys fukking around. Now are we gonna noodle that fruitcake or what???

 

[Jon1212]

Oh probably the exact moment drf touched this icon...hehehe.
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Sorry Drf255, no offence meant, I couldn't resist.

REPORTED!!!

 

[stihl saws]

I knew it was gettin heated over there, just wondering if they gave you the boot.

It seems heated like some have pms there. I've never seen that here. Everybody seems to get along well. Hmmmm.

 

[Jon1212]

The only way this thread is gonna be realistic, is if the OP gets butthurt, calls y'all a bunch of names, deletes half his posts, and goes crying to the moderators about being attacked and having a sore bum.

Until that happens it's just a bunch of guys fukking around. Now are we gonna noodle that fruitcake or what???

[Cue Banjo music]

 

[stihl saws]

The only way this thread is gonna be realistic, is if the OP gets butthurt, calls y'all a bunch of names, deletes half his posts, and goes crying to the moderators about being attacked and having a sore bum.

Until that happens it's just a bunch of guys fukking around. Now are we gonna noodle that fruitcake or what???

Only square ground can noodle fruitcake. Just saying.

 

[Definitive Dave]

The only way this thread is gonna be realistic, is if the OP gets butthurt, calls y'all a bunch of names, deletes half his posts, and goes crying to the moderators about being attacked and having a sore bum.

Until that happens it's just a bunch of guys fukking around. Now are we gonna noodle that fruitcake or what???

Officially Sigged!!

 

[Chainsaw Jim]

My wife asked why I couldn't stop laughing so I tried to explain the joke about noodling fruitcake to her. She says "Isn't noodling something you do to catfish?....that's just stupid."
She's no fun. Lol

 

[Jon1212]

My wife asked why I couldn't stop laughing so I tried to explain the joke about noodling fruitcake to her. She says "Isn't noodling something you do to catfish?....that's just stupid."
She's no fun. Lol

Did you tell her how you got banned from AS yesterday? That still makes me chuckle……..LOL!

I saw your post that got you in trouble, but I thought it was directed at TonyK, or Wampum.

 

[jmssaws]

I can only dream of a saw strong enough and a chain sharp enough to noodle fruitcake.

 

[Jon1212]

I can only dream of a saw strong enough and a chain sharp enough to noodle fruitcake.

Yeah, I read somewhere that you don't know what a "real" strong saw is like………I did find the posts where Chris_PA told Carl he was wrong/lying/FOS……I'm just biding my time…...

 

[jmssaws]

Yeah, I read somewhere that you don't know what a "real" strong saw is like………I did find the posts where Chris_PA told Carl he was wrong/lying/FOS……I'm just biding my time…...

Maybe one day I'll be able to build one like those guys.
I'm sorry,not build but conquer a saw.

 

[Jon1212]

Maybe one day I'll be able to build one like those guys.
I'm sorry,not build but conquer a saw.

A man can dream………

 

[Redfin]

I have those socks...and a mountain of orange screw drivers...just show me that ass Dave...show it.

You may be the one Big 2T. Just dont quit posting. I will ask of the winner to please use one little orange screwdriver and show the convicted the L, h and la screws and which way to turn them.