Drf255 Conquers the Stihl 026

[jmssaws]

BS, my rpm app says 35K. I am not calling you a liar,,,,,just sayin'. I just tell it like it is. I only speak the truth. I am an RPM app engineer. But hey, it's your story, tell it like you want to. I just want everybody else to know that saw ain't pulling 62784 in the crust. Like I said, not calling you a liar. If you think I am, show me where I called you a liar. But that saw isn't pulling 62784 in the crust, I don't care what you say. Just so everybody will know, I do not stir the pot. It is my God given calling to point out the truth so this site will be the best it can be. Hallelujah. Carry on.

The proof is in the pudding:

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Best post I've ever read.
Absolutely spot on

 

[jmssaws]

I aint trying to throw shade here but.........Have you run that little puppy in a Christmas fruitcake yet?
Everyone knows that is the real test of a saws merits

You had to bring up fruitcake didnt you.
You don't have a clue about what kind of saw or chain it takes to be fast in fruitcake. Rediculous

 

[jmssaws]

Bullshít. I'll make it through faster than this JMSSAWS 064 I got here. Gonna switch to a 10 pin.

Your gonna need a 064 to beat the 026 i got. Who the hell is jmssaws? I bet your 064 is a turd

 

[Definitive Dave]

all 064s are turds, that's why I don't have any

 

[jmssaws]

all 064s are turds

I take back what I said about you,sounds like you know your stuff.

 

[Mastermind]

RPM in the CRUST is just a silly fad.

 

[junkman]

You guy's crack me up .

 

[dall]

this is some funny *s-word here can this be a sticky

 

[angelo c]

I aint trying to throw shade here but.........Have you run that little puppy in a Christmas fruitcake yet?
Everyone knows that is the real test of a saws merits

CHRISTMAS FRUITCAKE ???
WTF is that....
we ITALIANS trade Pannetone.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panettone

 

[Magic_Man]

 

[stihl saws]

I want to see this ran through a stack of frozen cheese stick cants. Not going to happen is it? Waiting on the video......

 

[Redfin]

I aint trying to throw shade here but.........Have you run that little puppy in a Christmas fruitcake yet?

Dave you have been around these forums long enough to know religion does not belong in a chainsaw thread.

You have decisively left out some of our other members holidays in your little tirade of shame you are trying to cast on the Conquers of 026edness.

You are awareded two spankings with green long footed Irish themed socks filled with little orange screwdrivers.

Spanking to be done by the last one who posts in this thread. Fingers crossed everyone.

 

[Chainsaw Jim]

I sure wish I could conquer a good clam like I used to. Those were the days.

I should correct myself here. Dare devil would more accurately describe it. Which reminds me of the scariest ride I ever went on at the county fair. It was easily 400lbs.

 

[dall]

I should correct myself here. Dare devil would more accurately describe it. Which reminds me of the scariest ride I ever went on at the county fair. It was easily 400lbs.

pics or it didnt happen

 

[big t double]

You are awareded two spankings with green long footed Irish themed socks filled with little orange screwdrivers.

I have those socks...and a mountain of orange screw drivers...just show me that ass Dave...show it.

 

[stihl saws]

I have those socks...and a mountain of orange screw drivers...just show me that ass Dave...show it.

Pics of the socks please. I know someone on a foot fetish forum. Lol!

 

[Deets066]

I have those socks...and a mountain of orange screw drivers...just show me that ass Dave...show it.

 

[Deets066]

Rolling pin was the closest emoji to orange screwdriver filled green sock

 

[Duane(Pa)]

I should correct myself here. Dare devil would more accurately describe it. Which reminds me of the scariest ride I ever went on at the county fair. It was easily 400lbs.

High output oiler on that?

 

[Definitive Dave]

Can anyone pinpoint at exactly what point this thing derailed?
Or even on which forum?
I still DONT want to see skinny guys in speedos.