Definitive Dave's the man!

[Jughead]

Thank god for thumbs huh!

woo thumbs!if it weren't for thumbs i would be able to stick anything in my arse!

 

[Jughead]

midget with a beard?hes a friggin elf boys!hey dave does the grass tickle your balls when ya run?

 

[T.Roller]

Dave will be in the same support group as ole lawn dart legs @Mastermind by the time the year is over

 

[Mastermind]

Hey watch it fapper. You can talk about me, but leave Dave alone.

 

[Jughead]

i heard that mastermoob would trade work for a case of this for his legs.

 

[Mastermind]

i heard that mastermoob would trade work for a case of this for his legs.View attachment 31319

My legs are perfect, flawless even. Why would I need that stuff?

 

[dall]

for some reason i think some on the site would like to see randy in short shorts

 

[merc_man]

for some reason i think some on the site would like to see randy in short shorts

Nooooooooo

 

[Frank bierce]

I have gotten stuff from Dave quite a few times...always been treated right!!

 

[dall]

dave goes above and beyond what most sellers do

 

[Wagnerwerks]

My legs are perfect, flawless even. Why would I need that stuff?

It's vanity really. Soon you'll be getting a leg lift for preventive maintenance.

 

[Jughead]

My legs are perfect, flawless even. Why would I need that stuff?

To keep them emuish.lol

 

[drf256]

dave goes above and beyond what most sellers do

Yes he does.

@paragonbuilder, we need to get Dave to the fall GTG.

 

[cgraham1]

View attachment 31307

BTW, that's only a 20" bar

Must be a 346 there by his right foot, then?

Hi, Ross.

 

[Definitive Dave]

So hes got a cool beard, and some cool bars and chains....and a fast "365"....and ships fast....and is a cool, honest, entertaining, interesting person....i dont see what the big deal is.

If you look closely just a bit above my solid midriff there is also an official Stihl pro-style screwdriver tucked in the breast pocket of my TwoIdiotsLoggimg shirt.
#jeremy #adirondackstihl #tajmahalfarmboss
Take particular note of the jaunty angle meant to show anyone who sees me that I am only a second away from tuning a saw.
#turnitup #meltdapiston
In truth while I loaned it out to at least four guys, all of MY saws maintain flawless tune through sheer force of will.
#toodumbtotune #deafndumb

 

[Definitive Dave]

midget with a beard?hes a friggin elf boys!hey dave does the grass tickle your balls when ya run?

Last ran in 1987, thinner, taller, so young, so hawt, I remember that tickle fondly

 

[paragonbuilder]

Yes he does.

@paragonbuilder, we need to get Dave to the fall GTG.

Yes we do. I just put it on the calendar. Here is the thread.
CT fall GTG Nov 5th 2016 Nov 2016

https://r.tapatalk.com/shareLink?ur...share_tid=3718&share_fid=1392778&share_type=t


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[Genius]

Must be a 346 there by his right foot, then?

Hi, Ross.

Howdy Clint

Actually that's a 142 by his right foot

 

[Definitive Dave]

My legs are perfect, flawless even. Why would I need that stuff?

This magic power to port saws, is it derived from the legs or are the legs a side affect of the super power within you?
I ask because I have scrawny, knobby, scarred up, bright white chicken legs, to the point that a stranger grabbed my kneecap trying to tune in a UHF channel on an old analog TV one time.
I figured this would make me an expert saw porter but so far...........well my work isn't raising any standards or garnering any accolades.
Do I need a cape? Or Cows?

 

[Mastermind]

You just ain't digging deep enough. Its all in the legs.