I'm thinking that Rodney will..... leave the house early in the morning with kiss from the wife and fresh pies on the seat of his pickup.
Let's just say 6am.
6:01am he stops at the end of the driveway and grabs a slice for the road.
6:15am he gets thirsty and stops up the road for a cup of coffee. Then grabs two slices of pie for the longest leg of the Journey.
6:37am he stops to get rid of the coffee alone a wide spot and manages to pee on his shiny spotless clean work boots...
Grabs a few slices as he climbs back into the truck.
7:03am he stops to take a nap.....
7:55am he wakes up and stretches his arms and happens to grab another two slice of pie...
8:15am he gets thirsty and stops up the road for a cup of coffee. Then grabs two slices of pie for the Shot leg of the Journey.
8:27am he pulls into the gtg with two slices and jumps out with wet boots and Pumpkin pie all over his zipper..
8:28am he says good morning Czar800 I brought you two slices pumpkin pie!