It's actually the way I introduced myself: "Hello, my name is Steve, and I'm a potty mouthed fart knocker. You have a Domain Name Server about the shiz the bed. GFY."
<in unison and loudly> Hi Steve
<one scrawny guy who scratches a lot and has shifty eyes> Now Steve this is a safe space you can tell us all about your childhood bathroom traumas and why you are displacing micro-aggressions on our fine, fine servers.
we are here to listen and support you
<lots of insincere nodding>
<slovenly snacky begins to silently weep>
There was trauma in the bathroom this morning. I can rival the "output" of snackie womens. I'm pretty sure it was a very traumatic experience for the toilet.
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