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Five year awful old little johnny were lost, so he done went up ta ayy policeman ayn' done said, "i've lost my dad!" the policeman done said, "what's he like?" little johnny done replied, "beuurr ayn' women!"
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Ayy man comes home awful late one night, drunk. "where have y'all been?" asks his wife. "in the golden bar! they have golden chairs, golden glasses, golden beer, ayn' ayy golden urinal!" this here sownds awfully suspicious ta the wife, who calls the golden bar. "do y'all have golden chairs?" "yes. " "do y'all have golden glasses?" "yes. " "do y'all have golden beer?" "yes. " "do y'all have ayy golden urinal?" "hold on. " on the othuurr end, she hears "ey think we have ayy lahn on the guy who pissed in y'all's saxophone. "
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While enjoying their evening cocktails, the wife asks her husband, in a very seductive voice, "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?" "No," said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill. He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.
She then asked him, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?”
"Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties... and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill. He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
"Now," she said, "have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?”
He said, "No!," trying to hide his anticipation.
She said, "Well, check the garage."
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill. He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.
She then asked him, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?”
"Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties... and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill. He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
"Now," she said, "have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?”
He said, "No!," trying to hide his anticipation.
She said, "Well, check the garage."
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Apple computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play stereo music in women's breast implants. The iTit, will cost between $499 and $699, depending on speaker size.
This is considered to be a major break through because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
This is considered to be a major break through because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
