im a huge huge huge bird fan...I watch larry bird highlights on youtube from Netflix on my tv. I force my 1-1/2 year old boy watch them while we shoot baskets on his fisher price hoop. its called brainwashing and I don't even care. bird was hands down the best that ever did it...ever.Do would have to be a Larry Bird fan to wear them if so Iam in
Moobs,
The green socks feet might be big enough, but you're going to need sock suspenders to keep the tubes up on your chopsticks.