PAST Tennessee GTG @ Mastermind's

[Redfin]

I remember this situation a little differently...
I was cutting cookies so dang fast at the time with my pipe saw that the exhaust was knocking bystanders to the ground to my right.
A gang of thugs approached and tried to challenge me to a dual but the roar from my saw was so mighty, their shouts of challenge sounded like the surrender of tit-mice in the distance.
I laughed like a titan and shook my flowing blond mane in the wind created by my spinning chain, all was good in the world.
Then came Treachery Most Foul....
As I was distracted by the weeping masses of adoring, would-be woodsmen before me, a particularly loathsome beast from the far off desert snuck upon me from the rear like a jackal and through cowardly sabotage laid low my mighty blade.

The hoard was upon me swiftly.
Disarmed though I was, i fought valiantly against the brood led by a mastermind and his learing henchman Nevik.
I was distracted by the leering and catcalls of Clan Mizzurable, still so smitten with the curvature of my posterior as to be motionless in the distance.
As I combatted the trio of cretins I felt my energy being stripped away by my need for smoked ham and a nap.
I knew I had to finish this melee swiftly or be laid low by my own lethargy so I made a final move to crush my assembled foes.
I thrust my mighty piper into the ground, still full throttle and taching right at 15, 400, with all of the force my mighty sinews could muster.
As I struck the Tectonic plate far below, the work chain held firm and the stone gave way before me, as all things must eventually.
The earth shook, and lightning was drawn from the sky.
In the ensuing chaos strong men were made to crawl in the pasture, calling for their mothers.
As the smoke cleared and light slowly returned to the world, I stood above the throngs bowed in homage to my greatness and did finally relinquish my hold on the trigger.
She spooled down, muffler still cool to the touch and whispered sweet solace to the souls she had vanquished that day.

DDawg, please send me some of the coffee youve been drinkin this am. Mines not cutting it.

 

[Jon1212]

@Definitive Dave apparently you have the only Crack pipe(d) Saw in existence dot dot dot

 

[T.Roller]

@Definitive Dave apparently you have the only Crack pipe(d) Saw in existence dot dot dot

I'm pretty sure Dave and Brucy have been sharing

 

[Moondoggie]

you're diesel is still giving me nightmares
the way it resonated off the barn roof will haunt me for a long time.

It put me to sleep like a song from my childhood!

 

[Moondoggie]

Will do Jake. Glad you guys all liked the coffee

That coffee saved me that morning! It was great meeting you. @huskihl

 

[Definitive Dave]

DDawg, please send me some of the coffee youve been drinkin this am. Mines not cutting it.

pound four of these at dawn each morning and then even stupid *s-word like this wont piss you off


and yeah that's an Ad bag hanging next to my no Soliciting sign

 

[hseII]

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pound four of these at dawn each morning and then even stupid *s-word like this wont piss you off
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and yeah that's an Ad bag hanging next to my no Soliciting sign

The sign didn't say nothing about no Street Pharmacist, so I think it is working.

 

[Moondoggie]

I'm not so good with names evidently. I remember a lot but forgot a lot too. I doo remember the faces and good conversions i listened too. I did not have much input but i did have a great time.

 

[dall]

I'm not so good with names evidently. I remember a lot but forgot a lot too. I doo remember the faces and good conversions i listened too. I did not have much input but i did have a great time.

im the same way moondoggie i know i met you but i cant remember your name

 

[Moondoggie]

Who is the man that handed more that 2188? i really enjoyed that What homelite did did @Guido Salvage hand me? Homelitenut off of AS was curious. I had to admit it did not know. He asked about the chain pitch too. .404 he was assuming .

 

[Moondoggie]

im the same way moondoggie i know i met you but i cant remember your name

You asked about what was on my jacket at the fire ring Friday night i think. You had a red monte carlo and i had the blue Ford van.

 

[dall]

You asked about what was on my jacket at the fire ring Friday night i think. You had a red monte carlo and i had the blue Ford van.

yes and i forgot what you said your name was i remember faces but names i forget its the same way at work for me

 

[Moondoggie]

I know i'm new on this side of the chainsaw world. But i imagine a "new" custom avatar could be created for me with great imagination . @

 

[Moondoggie]

yes and i forgot what you said your name was i remember faces but names i forget its the same way at work for me

My name is James sir .

 

[dall]

@Gentleman help moondoggie out with a new avatar

 

[mdavlee]

Who is the man that handed more that 2188? i really enjoyed that What homelite did did @Guido Salvage hand me? Homelitenut off of AS was curious. I had to admit it did not know. He asked about the chain pitch too. .404 he was assuming .

Alan/Awol

 

[Moondoggie]

about to deliver wood in the rain .

 

[dall]

nice load of wood james

 

[Moondoggie]

Alan/Awol

Thank you sir @awol is a great dude as well. He was very kind in telling me what was happening . I use my saws to pay for hot water for my family. i haven't a clue how to build a saw. (YET)

Is part of my retirement plan i hope .

 

[Moondoggie]

nice load of wood james

Thanks Dall