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my finger is throbbing that got smashed at the gtg
thanks to ole buddy ole pal leadfarmer
the nail is turning black yuck!
 
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huskihl said:
Pics of the tit








mice?





Nice meeting you too, James. Glad you enjoyed the coffee




:couch:

I was so tore up seeing Matt's hard work going to hell that i think I took it off and left it right there on the bench. If its a Total Super 20" with 12 broken cutter gouges in it, its mine.:clap2:
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I've never seen such carnage from a tossed chain.. Lol...
Thomas is a chain killer...
Lol.
 
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Hedgerow said:
I've never seen such carnage from a tossed chain.. Lol...
Thomas is a chain killer...
Lol.
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Ol' Thomas Chainkillerman.

ps...in your free time, instead of roasting hogs, build me a Mutt-killin' hinerman proof 394 chain. 74 dl please. I'll send a couple candidates
 
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Definitive Dave said:
I remember this situation a little differently...
I was cutting cookies so dang fast at the time with my pipe saw that the exhaust was knocking bystanders to the ground to my right.
A gang of thugs approached and tried to challenge me to a dual but the roar from my saw was so mighty, their shouts of challenge sounded like the surrender of tit-mice in the distance.
I laughed like a titan and shook my flowing blond mane in the wind created by my spinning chain, all was good in the world.
Then came Treachery Most Foul....
As I was distracted by the weeping masses of adoring, would-be woodsmen before me, a particularly loathsome beast from the far off desert snuck upon me from the rear like a jackal and through cowardly sabotage laid low my mighty blade.

The hoard was upon me swiftly.
Disarmed though I was, i fought valiantly against the brood led by a mastermind and his learing henchman Nevik.
I was distracted by the leering and catcalls of Clan Mizzurable, still so smitten with the curvature of my posterior as to be motionless in the distance.
As I combatted the trio of cretins I felt my energy being stripped away by my need for smoked ham and a nap.
I knew I had to finish this melee swiftly or be laid low by my own lethargy so I made a final move to crush my assembled foes.
I thrust my mighty piper into the ground, still full throttle and taching right at 15, 400, with all of the force my mighty sinews could muster.
As I struck the Tectonic plate far below, the work chain held firm and the stone gave way before me, as all things must eventually.
The earth shook, and lightning was drawn from the sky.
In the ensuing chaos strong men were made to crawl in the pasture, calling for their mothers.
As the smoke cleared and light slowly returned to the world, I stood above the throngs bowed in homage to my greatness and did finally relinquish my hold on the trigger.
She spooled down, muffler still cool to the touch and whispered sweet solace to the souls she had vanquished that day.
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I was standing atop a 10 foot step ladder when I read this, still gots *s-word on me boots
 
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