Tell me a joke.....

[CrystalRiver1]

Chuck Norris was bitten by a rattlesnake.

Three days later, the snake died.

Philbert

When Chuck Norris was born, the attending Physician circumcised himself!

 

[pavel408]

Chuck Norris was bitten by a rattlesnake.

Three days later, the snake died.

... died in horrible pains.

And my favorite:
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

 

[pavel408]

Self-censorship - deleted political content.

 

[Philbert]

Good to have choices:


Philbert

 

[SawAddictedFarmer]

Good to have choices:

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Philbert

I've seen that before around here.

 

[Philbert]

Philbert

 

[Philbert]

^^^^

‘An heir mattress’

Philbert

 

[Brush Ape]

Mike and Barb were hitting their stride in life. Kids gone. Dog was fat. Everything paid for. Barb focused more on her tennis swing since they’d hired a rotating maid from a sevice. Mike worked on his hotrod whenever the maid worked twice a week.
Running ten late after some good sex, Barb noticed on her way out the drive that the maid coming up the walk that morning was a particularly attractive one.

The house was very clean when she got back, Barb almost forgot how good looking that day’s maid had been.

When she and Mike climbed into bed, Barb says, “Well your cute little maid did everything right but she left the pillowcases inside out!”

Mike says, “You ain’t tellin’ me nothin’. I also had to pull the sheets out of my ass.”