Tell me a joke.....

[CrystalRiver1]

Chuck Norris was bitten by a rattlesnake.

Three days later, the snake died.

Philbert

When Chuck Norris was born, the attending Physician circumcised himself!

 

[pavel408]

Chuck Norris was bitten by a rattlesnake.

Three days later, the snake died.

... died in horrible pains.

And my favorite:
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

 

[pavel408]

Self-censorship - deleted political content.

 

[Philbert]

Good to have choices:


Philbert

 

[SawAddictedFarmer]

Good to have choices:

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Philbert

I've seen that before around here.

 

[Philbert]

Philbert