Tell me a joke.....

[Philbert]

Philbert

 

[EFSM]

These are from the site XKCD by Randall Munroe. This is my style of humor.

 

[EFSM]

 

[Wood Doctor]

You guys all know that I live in the cornhusker state. So, what did the baby corn say to his mama corn?

ans. Where's popcorn today?

 

[59billy]

You guys all know that I live in the cornhusker state. So, what did the baby corn say to his mama corn?

ans. Where's popcorn today?

That was a pretty corny joke.

 

[Philbert]

Philbert

 

[Wood Doctor]

Anybody else remember the book title jokes of the 1960s and '70s? Now and then they emerge from the back of my brain. Here are a couple to get the ball rolling:

The Tomcat's Revenge by Claude Balls.

Under the Grandstand by Seymore Butts.

Antlers in the Treetops by Hu Goosta Moose

 

[Junk Meister]

Trails in the Sand by Peter Dragon
Scream in the Night by Claud Bawls
Why Old Sawmillers Never Die by Ben Board.
I hope your Post doesn't get derailed with Knock Knock By Who's There?

 

[old guy]

The Yellow River by I P Daley
The Trail In The Sand by One Hung Lo

 

[066 redeye]

Outdoor settings by Paddy O'Furniture.
Chinese swimmers by Wee Do Ping.
Babies revenge by Nora Titov.

 

[Yukon Stihl]

Rusty bedsprings by I P Nightly
Spots on the wall by Who Flugg Phoo
Streaks Across the Desert by Di Area Dick

 

[066 redeye]

Grumpy Women by Shewez Armed.

 

[Philbert]

Philbert

 

[Wilhelm]

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Philbert

I am and just did!

 

[Yukon Stihl]

Morning ritual

 

[Wood Doctor]

Grumpy Women by Shewez Armed.

Hole in the Mattress by Mister Completely.

 

[066 redeye]

Roosters Mistake by Rhoda Duck.

 

[066 redeye]

Chinese Olympics by Anna Bolic.