Tell me a joke.....

[Wood Doctor]

I decided to write a book about using wood glue to assemble shop-made furniture.
But, I got stuck on the first sentence!

 

[Philbert]

I decided to write a book about using wood glue to assemble shop-made furniture.
But, I got stuck on the first sentence!

Don’t give up: stick to it!

Philbert

 

[Philbert]

Philbert

 

[hacskaroly]

I decided to write a book about using wood glue to assemble shop-made furniture.
But, I got stuck on the first sentence!

Keep going no matter how tacky it may end up...someone will get some value from it!!

 

[Wood Doctor]

Last week I was having my annual physical exam. The cute nurse in the Doc's office was carrying a red pen. She said, "Well guy, every now and then I have to draw blood."

 

[Philbert]

I also saw my doctor last week!

He said, ‘I’m gonna write you a prescription’, then pulled a thermometer out of his pocket, and started to write.

I said, ‘Doctor: that’s a thermometer!’

He looked, shook his head, and mumbled, ‘Some a**hole has my pen!’

Philbert

 

[Wood Doctor]

I also saw my doctor last week!

He said, ‘I’m gonna write you a prescription’, then pulled a thermometer out of his pocket, and started to write.

I said, ‘Doctor: that’s a thermometer!’

He looked, shook his head, and mumbled, ‘Some a**hole has my pen!’

Philbert

Hmmm... Is there a chance he was actually your dog's Veterinarian? Just curious.