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I decided to write a book about using wood glue to assemble shop-made furniture.
But, I got stuck on the first sentence! :sconf:
Keep going no matter how tacky it may end up...someone will get some value from it!!
 
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I also saw my doctor last week!

He said, ‘I’m gonna write you a prescription’, then pulled a thermometer out of his pocket, and started to write.

I said, ‘Doctor: that’s a thermometer!’

He looked, shook his head, and mumbled, ‘Some a**hole has my pen!’

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I also saw my doctor last week!

He said, ‘I’m gonna write you a prescription’, then pulled a thermometer out of his pocket, and started to write.

I said, ‘Doctor: that’s a thermometer!’

He looked, shook his head, and mumbled, ‘Some a**hole has my pen!’

Philbert
Hmmm... Is there a chance he was actually your dog's Veterinarian? Just curious. :rolleyes: :p
 
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