Tell me a joke.....

[Philbert]

“With the US no longer minting the penny how will I be able to check my tread depth so I know when it’s time to get new tires? “



Philbert

 

[hacskaroly]

“With the US no longer minting the penny how will I be able to check my tread depth so I know when it’s time to get new tires? “

I am sure Farmertec will come out with an aftermarket penny that will work just as fine!!

 

[59billy]

I am sure Farmertec will come out with an aftermarket penny that will work just as fine!!

I'm gonna stockpile NOS OEM pennies just in case.

 

[bigbadbob]

pennys gone from canada for 12 years.
collections still show up for sale.

 

[Yukon Stihl]

I have about 20 lbs of pennys that I’m saving for retirement.

 

[Philbert]

Philbert

 

[CrystalRiver1]

“With the US no longer minting the penny how will I be able to check my tread depth so I know when it’s time to get new tires? “

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Philbert

Might be a heap of "Piggy Bank" robberies...

 

[CrystalRiver1]

 

[Philbert]

Philbert

 

[ammoaddict]

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Philbert

That's a good one.

 

[Wilhelm]

Sooo, getting a blower won't .....

 

[Wood Doctor]

I've been told by Floridians that I can best cook alligator meat by slow cooking it in a crock pot.

 

[Philbert]

Florida Water Test:

Dip your finger in the water and taste it:

- if it’s salty: crocodiles;

- if it’s not salty: alligators.


Philbert

 

[Junk Meister]

Florida Water Test:

Dip your finger in the water and taste it:

- if it’s salty: crocodiles;

- if it’s not salty: alligators.


Philbert

If IT BITES it ain't done yet...

 

[Wood Doctor]

Yesterday I sold my old vacuum cleaner that wasn't running quite right. In fact, it was just collecting dust.

 

[Philbert]

Philbert

 

[They call me Mr. Kibbs]

Yesterday I sold my old vacuum cleaner that wasn't running quite right. In fact, it was just collecting dust.

So.....basically you're saying it sucked?

 

[Wood Doctor]

Where do older members of this forum and Dads keep their jokes for future use?

ans. In a Dad-A-Base

 

[Philbert]

In a Dad-A-Base

Do you know why they call them ‘Dad jokes’?
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(Because the answer / punchline is ‘a parent’!)

Philbert

 

[59billy]

Somebody called me "homophobic."

I said, "you betcha, I am! Those homo sapiens terrify me! And they're everywhere!"