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One of my customers complained, "This chain saw does not cut right. Any idea what's wrong?"

I took one look at the bar and said, "The chain is mounted on the bar backwards. The cutters are pointing the wrong way."

He replied, "Oh, I do that all the time. I'll just flip the bar over and remount it back on."

I said, "That won't fix it."

He said, "Sure it will. I do that all the time. It evens out the bar wear."
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One of my customers complained, "This chain saw does not cut right. Any idea what's wrong?"

I took one look at the bar and said, "The chain is mounted on the bar backwards. The cutters are pointing the wrong way."

He replied, "Oh, I do that all the time. I'll just flip the bar over and remount it back on."

I said, "That won't fix it."

He said, "Sure it will. I do that all the time. It evens out the bar wear."
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That is a difficult concept for some people. I had a guy ask me about how to put the chain on so it is straight. He got a new chain, put it on, but it was backward, and he couldn't turn it around, so he put the old one back on. I start to explain, then I considered the mental capacity of the guy and the fact I didn't have an example saw around and just quit. I told him it was possible though.
 

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If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. They're normally around 90 degrees.
 
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