Tell me a joke.....

[JBW1]

 

[Wood Doctor]

One of my customers complained, "This chain saw does not cut right. Any idea what's wrong?"

I took one look at the bar and said, "The chain is mounted on the bar backwards. The cutters are pointing the wrong way."

He replied, "Oh, I do that all the time. I'll just flip the bar over and remount it back on."

I said, "That won't fix it."

He said, "Sure it will. I do that all the time. It evens out the bar wear."

 

[Philbert]

Inventors of automobile A/C: 'Norm', 'Hi', and 'Max' - the Philco brothers.


Philbert

 

[merc_man]

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[merc_man]

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[Philbert]

Philbert

 

[Wood Doctor]

And, the only 5-gallon bucket that refuses to leak dry is the one holding all your dull chain saw chains that rust into a blob much faster than you ever dreamed possible.

 

[Philbert]

Look closely . . . .



Philbert

 

[blades]

Golden retriever

 

[ayoungtexan]

A Stihl 170

 

[Nutball]

One of my customers complained, "This chain saw does not cut right. Any idea what's wrong?"

I took one look at the bar and said, "The chain is mounted on the bar backwards. The cutters are pointing the wrong way."

He replied, "Oh, I do that all the time. I'll just flip the bar over and remount it back on."

I said, "That won't fix it."

He said, "Sure it will. I do that all the time. It evens out the bar wear."

That is a difficult concept for some people. I had a guy ask me about how to put the chain on so it is straight. He got a new chain, put it on, but it was backward, and he couldn't turn it around, so he put the old one back on. I start to explain, then I considered the mental capacity of the guy and the fact I didn't have an example saw around and just quit. I told him it was possible though.

 

[Philbert]

That is a difficult concept for some people.

We tell some people that 'Santa's sleigh always faces forward!'



Philbert

 

[Nutball]

This guy knew that, he just didn't know how to get it facing forward, that's why he put the old "blade" back on it.

 

[Wood Doctor]

We tell some people that 'Santa's sleigh always faces forward!'
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Philbert

Nice idea but nowadays some guys do not know the difference between forwards and backwards.

 

[Philbert]

Also, does not work with guys who no longer believe in Santa.

Philbert

 

[JBW1]

Look closely . . . .

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Philbert

That is sooo weird

 

[Wood Doctor]

Perhaps why I never have been able to catch a fish these days:

 

[JBW1]

If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. They're normally around 90 degrees.

 

[JBW1]

 

[Yukon Stihl]

Nice idea but nowadays some guys do not know the difference between forwards and backwards.

I think the phrase "go ahead and backup" is the root of the problem...