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Tell me a joke.....
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Go outside and pee in the garden.
1.If ants gather:- diabetes.
2.If you pee on your feet:- prostate.
If it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol.
If, when you shake it, your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis.
If you return to your room with your penis outside your pants:- Alzheimers.
1.If ants gather:- diabetes.
2.If you pee on your feet:- prostate.
If it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol.
If, when you shake it, your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis.
If you return to your room with your penis outside your pants:- Alzheimers.
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Motorhead
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Except for Monday which was never good anyway...
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All the barber shops and beauty salons have been closed down thanks to the Wuhan virus. LOML walked into my shop with a pair of scissors and asked me to use them to cut a half inch off the back of her hair.
I suddenly created a bad hair day for her. Gasp!
I suddenly created a bad hair day for her. Gasp!
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