Tell me a joke.....

[Wood Doctor]

I would swap the numbers for Friday and Monday. Wasn't there a song called "Except for Monday"?

 

[merc_man]

Happy friday the 13th . And a full moon.
No joke. It really is.

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[Motorhead]

 

[Motorhead]

 

[Philbert]

Murphy's Law:

"Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong".

Cole's Law:

"Shredded cabbage, carrots, and mayonaise".

Philbert

 

[S Sidwell]

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Ain't that the dang truth.

Steve Sidwell, Samsung On5 using Tapatalk

 

[Motorhead]

 

[Dub11]

 

[Philbert]

https://www.gif-vif.com/The-pencil-...H7UsHuOv53VjJ8tzinGTWGoX8Ollk5DmnP-Ra1ZDwDgAU

(Watch till the end)

Philbert

 

[Motorhead]

https://www.gif-vif.com/The-pencil-...H7UsHuOv53VjJ8tzinGTWGoX8Ollk5DmnP-Ra1ZDwDgAU

(Watch till the end)

Philbert

Still watching?

 

[Wood Doctor]

Still watching?

There is no end. That's the joke. Philbert 1, Motorhead 0.

I would have cut the pencil in half and asked the brunette to jump down into the cabin and start my engine.

 

[Motorhead]

 

[Motorhead]

 

[Motorhead]

 

[Dub11]

 

[Philbert]

Philbert

 

[Philbert]

A weasel walks into a bar.

The bartender says, “Wow I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get ya?”

“Pop,” goes the weasel.

(Philbert)

 

[Motorhead]

 

[Ryan Browne]

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That reminds me of when I bought toilet brush. Long story short, I'm going back to toilet paper.

 

[Motorhead]