Tell me a joke.....

[Motorhead]

 

[Dub11]

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Squirrel is good eatn.

 

[beaglebriar]

Squirrel is good eatn.

That reminds me... I have a few in the fridge that need done up.

 

[Wood Doctor]

After taking secret male enhancement pills, Ron noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer. He was delighted, as was his wife. And, after several weeks, his penis had grown by an amazing forty centimeters. Ron became quite concerned. He was having problems dressing and even walking. So he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist.

After an initial examination, the doctor explained to the couple that Ron's condition could be fixed only through corrective surgery and only if Ron agreed to stop taking any more of the enhancement pills.

"How long will Ron be on crutches?" the wife asked anxiously.

"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the doctor.

"Well," said the wife coldly. "You're going to lengthen his legs, aren't you?"

 

[Wolverine]

 

[Wolverine]

 

[usmcbuckwild]

 

[rocketnorton]

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told wife that might happen on vd

 

[Wolverine]

told wife that might happen on vd

Lol. Make sure you get vid.

 

[Motorhead]

 

[ajschainsaws]

 

[Motorhead]

 

[Motorhead]

 

[Motorhead]

 

[Motorhead]

 

[Ryan Browne]

I like my coffee like I like my women:


















Really hot and all over my crotch while I'm driving.

 

[usmcbuckwild]

I like my coffee like I like my women:


















Really hot and all over my crotch while I'm driving.

I like my coffee like I like my women;

Ground up and in the freezer

 

[Wood Doctor]

A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. This
new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers who looked lazy. On a tour of the facilities, the young CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business!

The new CEO walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How
much money do you make a week?" A little surprised, the young fellow
looked at him and replied, "I make $300 a week. Why?"

The CEO then handed the guy $1,200 in cash and screamed, "Here's four
weeks' pay, now get out and don't come back." Feeling pretty good about
himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to
tell me what that goof-off did here?"

From across the room came a voice, "That was a pizza delivery guy from Domino's."

 

[Motorhead]

 

[Wood Doctor]

One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of a small Florida church found a pink envelope containing $1000. It happened again the next week. The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw a little old lady put the distinctive pink envelope in the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her.

"Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated.

"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and I give some of it to the church."

The pastor replied, "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?"

The old lady said, "$10,000 a week."

The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful; what does he do for a living?"

"He is a veterinarian," she answered.

"That is an honorable profession," the pastor said. "Where does he practice?"

The old lady said proudly, "In Nevada. He has two cat houses in Las Vegas and one in Reno."