Tell me a joke.....

[Philbert]

If I ordered an axe from France and had it shipped,​

Would I have a foreign axe sent?

Philbert

 

[Wood Doctor]

If I ordered an axe from France and had it shipped,​

Would I have a foreign axe sent?

Philbert

No, Philbert. You would have been victimized by a French connection.

 

[Philbert]

No, Philbert. You would have been victimized by a French connection.

As long as my account was not hacked.

Philbert

 

[Philbert]

Philbert

 

[Philbert]

I saw a robbery at my local Apple store!

(I was an i-Wittness!)

Philbert

 

[Wood Doctor]

If only it could talk...

 

[Wilhelm]

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If only it could talk...

They can, You just need to learn their language.

Funny how they seem able to learn ours, no?!

I love my pup, I hope I read her language correct at least whenever it matters the most to her.
She won't be happy tonight, she is terrified of pyrotechnics.
She is the one single reason why I haven't set off a single tiniest firecracker in 5 years!

 

[Jake Dykstra]

Guy walks into the shrinks office buck naked wrapped in saran wrap and wants to know what's wrong with him.
Doctor replies I can clearly see your nutz

 

[Philbert]

Philbert

 

[Yukon Stihl]

They can, You just need to learn their language.

Funny how they seem able to learn ours, no?!

I love my pup, I hope I read her language correct at least whenever it matters the most to her.
She won't be happy tonight, she is terrified of pyrotechnics.
She is the one single reason why I haven't set off a single tiniest firecracker in 5 years!

The GF's dog is the same...
She took her to the gun range shortly after the dog adopted her
next thing she knew the dog was gone, so she headed towards town to look for her and the dog was running flat out down the road for town
In the log house you could barely hear them but Nikki was trembling even with her tucked between us giving her loving

 

[Wood Doctor]

 

[Philbert]

(I hate to think where the flagger is!)

Philbert

 

[Wood Doctor]

 

[Philbert]

Philbert

 

[legdelimber]

The newspaper ads, here, used to say "entry level position, must have minimum 5 years experience"
The low pay (if) listed was usually the entry level part.

 

[Wood Doctor]

Ran into this last week. I waited until the plow went through and then and tossed the heavy chunks back into the yard rather than into the street as shown here. Then the plow went through again, full force. So, I lost 2 to 0.

 

[FergusonTO35]

My best friend's uncle died last summer. He was a nice guy but probably the worst outdoorsman ever. One time he somehow opened the live well on the boat and let a nice mess of fish escape. We are still trying to figure out how he did that. Another time when deer hunting, he fired at a nice buck six times at 40 yards and never hit it. It stood perfectly still for the first three rounds! So we called him six shot after that. At his funeral, they should have given him a six shot salute. Set up a deer decoy a short distance away, then fire at it six times without a single hit!

 

[Lnk]

My best friend's uncle died last summer. He was a nice guy but probably the worst outdoorsman ever. One time he somehow opened the live well on the boat and let a nice mess of fish escape. We are still trying to figure out how he did that. Another time when deer hunting, he fired at a nice buck six times at 40 yards and never hit it. It stood perfectly still for the first three rounds! So we called him six shot after that. At his funeral, they should have given him a six shot salute. Set up a deer decoy a short distance away, then fire at it six times without a single hit!

Would have been a fitting tribute.

 

[Wood Doctor]

 

[Philbert]

Not a ‘joke’, but . . .

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