Tell me a joke.....

[fossil]

 

[fossil]

 

[Chainsaw Wisperer]

Teacher told the class to ask their parents to tell them a story with a moral to it and to share it with the class the next day.
The next day after Sally finished telling the story about the fox and the grapes. The teacher called on Little Johnny.
Little Johnny stood and started his story.
When my aunt Kate was in Iraq she parachuted out of a plane she imedialty drank the two bottles of wisky she was carrying fearing the bottles would break on landing. She laneded in a group of the elite Republican guard pullling her Baretta she shot 15 of them in the forehead till the slide locked open, broke an empty whiskey bottle over the barrel and stabbed three of them in the throat and strangled the last one with her bare hands.
Little Johny sat down.
The teacher said That was a fine story Jonny but what was the morle of the story....
Little Johnny stood up again. Oh, Don't *f-word with with aunt Kate after she's been drinking!

 

[Philbert]

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So, I was up in Canada, recently, and saw this! So maybe Big Foot is real!


Pay-Radio Telephone!

Philbert

 

[Lnk]

So, I was up in Canada, recently, and saw this! So maybe Big Foot is real!

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Pay-Radio Telephone!

Philbert

Where do you put the quarter? Or is it still a dime in Canadia?

 

[jakethesnake]

Thing takes credit card? Haven’t seen one in years

 

[Philbert]

Where do you put the quarter? Or is it still a dime in Canadia?

Thing takes credit card? Haven’t seen one in years

Only posted it because of the Bigfoot joke linked, earlier.

But these are radio telephones, along the trans-Canada highway, where cell service was limited and spotty.

Kind of strange, in today’s world, that they can build this 2 and 4 lane, trans continental highway, without cell service. Yet some of these towns did not even have road access until 1960: just rail, air, or water.

Philbert

 

[Philbert]

Philbert

 

[Wood Doctor]

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This Nebraska driver that Philbert reports may not have heard any warning sirens that were never sounded in Omaha before this storm went through at 6:10 am in the morning last week:

Four tornados were spotted and reported just west of the city, but no alarms were given to anyone. This storm was huge. Gasp! I lost phone, TV and, Internet access. 35,000 residences lost all power in addition to that. Winds reached 85 mph.

Maybe Phlbert's driver saw the same shelf cloud...

 

[Wood Doctor]

 

[Philbert]

Philbert

 

[Wood Doctor]

Ain't it the truth?

 

[Philbert]

I posted a similar one, a while back:




Philbert

 

[Powerstroke Cowboy]

Hey, did yall hear FedEx and UPS are going to merge?

Their going to call it FedUp.

 

[Philbert]

Philbert

 

[Philbert]

Philbert

 

[Wood Doctor]

 

[Philbert]

Philbert

 

[Wood Doctor]

Follow-up to Philbert's joke: Wait until they show that dog how to use a cell phone.

 

[fossil]

Getting ready for a GTG this weekend.

Note my now collectable Barbie trash can.