Tell me a joke.....

[Philbert]

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Becoming an Irishman.....

Seven-year-old Mohammad entered his classroom on the first day of school.
"What's your name?" asked the teacher.
"Mohammad," he replied.
"You're in Ireland now," said the teacher. "So from now on you will be known as Mike."

Mohammad returned home after school.
"How was your day, Mohammad?" his mother asked.
"My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Ireland and now my name is Mike”.
"Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonour your parents, your heritage, your religion?
Shame on you!"
And his mother beat the *s-word out of him. Then she called his father, who beat the *s-word out of him again.

The next day Mohammad returned to school and the teacher saw his fresh bruises.
"What happened to you, Mike?" she asked.
"Well, shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two f@#$%&*g Muslims!

 

[Philbert]

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A leather jacket is a shaved fur coat.

 

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[CrystalRiver1]

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it.
—Steven Wright

 

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Hahahahha...that is WILD! #weGOOD

 

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[Philbert]

Some timely hints for the holiday . . .



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[Woodslasher]

Here's a kilt joke for y'all:
Why do Scots never flee from a battle?

Spoiler

Their slips would show.