Some toasts to kick off the new year and new forum?

[wildroamer]

Oops, I meant to write wealth. Can someone tell me how to edit?

 

[Redfin]

Heres to the heat.
Not to the heat that ignites and burns down the shanties.
But to the heat, the heat that excites and brings down the panties.

 

[Marshy]

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!

 

[wildroamer]

Here's to wives and girlfriends. May they never meet!

 

[wildroamer]

Here's to the breezes that blows through the treeses,
and lifts the girls skirts above their kneeses,
and shows us the things that teases and pleases!

 

[wildroamer]

And spreads diseases,
by the jeezes!

 

[Marshy]

Here's to being single, drinking doubles and seeing tripples!

 

[wildroamer]

I was trying to remember that toast, love it!

 

[P.M.P.]

Hears to this thread maybe in another year it will be dead.

 

[TJ the Chainsaw Mechanic]