Random Thought Of The Day

[Dolmar Junkie]

I'm on a service call at a local hotel, initiated by an employee injury report.
A problem exists in the plumbing system allowing 140 degree water to backfeed into the clod water lines.
An elderly kitchen employee whose balls contact the water during a number 2 filed the report.
No BS.

Elderly, I guarantee that is the fastest he's moved in a long time...
It's not in your job description to be required to render medical assistance? Like application of salve and such, I hope not for your sake.....

 

[USMC615]

Ha Ha...LMFAO!!

 

[stihl_head1982]

why is it all the bad drivers are on the road -- at exactly the time I need to get home?

 

[Czed]

One of my worker's told me he went to a kfc drive-thru and was there 15 minute's because the cashier said and i quote.
"It's hard to run this thing after doing meth"
At least she's working.

 

[kingOFgEEEks]

Why didn't I go to the chiropractor a week ago?

 

[TreeLife]

Why didn't I wear my gloves today...I can be such an idiot

 

[Stihlsmoking]

Bourbon and ice tea just ain't the same!!!

 

[TreeLife]

It's gotta be sweet tea...everyone knows that, gawd!

 

[Stihlsmoking]

It's gotta be sweet tea...everyone knows that, gawd!

Trying to quite pop/soda sucks!!! I'm started be like @dall with coffee? Hey never tried bourbon and coffee ? Be right back.

 

[Stihlsmoking]

Hey all you Husqvarna lover did you see this add ?

 

[Stihlsmoking]

Unscrewing a cork takes forever!!!

 

[bikemike]

Hey all you Husqvarna lover did you see this add ?
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Does it work for loose screws? I might as well try it. Hope it doesn't taste bad

 

[TreeLife]

How the dickens am I supposed to get this here muffler apart?!

 

[stihl_head1982]

How the dickens am I supposed to get this here muffler apart?!

If you can't fix it wiff a hammer its an electrical problem

 

[Wilhelm]

"I am OK with the work I got done today!"

I like it when I manage to have a productive day.

 

[Czed]

One has to wonder was it wind resistance with a larger tv in traffic. or was it that's all the tv he could afford.

 

[Czed]

One has to wonder was it wind resistance with a larger tv in traffic. or was it View attachment 69814 that's all the tv he could afford.

Or perhaps that's all the tv he could reach the controls with and did he test different tvs to see if his arms would reach before buying or stealing this one.

 

[TreeLife]

I really need a good night's sleep!

 

[stihl_head1982]

why do I struggle to select an avatar picture for my online presence?
This picture with the circle and arrow is so dull. Is there an avatar solution?

 

[trooney]

Why is the toilet paper roll always empty??