In the true spirit of old school saw forums we are going to need to do a little slow-mo, frame counting, stop watch clicking, double verified, triple blind calculations to determine a winner.
We also need to get a dime store spectrum analyzer to see which one pulled down (its panties) more in the cut.
I think we are then required to form up on teams and talk *s-word while Deets and Jason throw flaming Chinese take out boxes of iguana crap at each other.
Somebody breaks a beer bottle and then someone gets banned.
I think someone is required to invalidate the whole experience by pointing out the same bar and chain wasn't used by all the saws in the melee.
It's almost like none of us know how to conduct a good ol' fashion saw-off.
man I love this place