Part Eight: Leg Conditioning

[Dolmar Junkie]

that's not what I had in mind, but it does make it a bit more challenging.

do I port the saw or the girl?

You could always offer a 2for1 woods port and then take her to the woods...

 

[Chainsaw Jim]

Oh she's a hankerin fer da hardwoods.

 

[paragonbuilder]

Y'all abused my large hardwood this weekend... I got nothin left...[emoji19]


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[jb-chainsaws]

that's not what I had in mind, but it does make it a bit more challenging.

do I port the saw or the girl?

I'm pretty sure her intake port is gon' be wiiiiiiiiiddee

 

[Redfin]

 

[Brush Ape]

just send a few cute young girls, i'll either be chasing them or running away from them. please send pics before shipping

...

 

[Motorhead]

Fapping weakens the legs

 

[SOS Ridgerider]

that's not what I had in mind, but it does make it a bit more challenging.

do I port the saw or the girl?

You grind on her saw, then she grinds on you. Tit for tat.

 

[Mastermind]

After seeing many videos of a few "saw porters" here on the Forums, and seeing the lack of leg muscles, I feel it would be wise for all of us to chip in with conditioning tips. This can only lend itself to allowing our favorite Lawn Dart, and Noodle Legged(both monkeys of sorts) builders stand at there respective workbench for greater duration.

If this doesn't work, I may call on all of you concerned citizens in the organization of a Telethon.

Thanks in advance, for your experience, advice, helpful suggestions, and empathy.

Do y'all need my PayPal address?

 

[redtractor]

Do they need to speak english?

Bilingual. Just the thought of that second tongue drives me crazy

 

[paragonbuilder]

Do y'all need my PayPal address?

Yes, can I send you a bill?


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[Dolmar Junkie]

Do y'all need my PayPal address?

No, we are a Non Profit LLC Charity and after division of funds by board members of said charity the actual percentage you will receive is minimal, therefore safe to mail actual coins directly to you for disbursement of dividends. If change is not suitable, can be converted to bubblegum or possibly if fundraising is successful enough, a $5.00 Walmart gift card.
Yours truly, Dolmar Selfless Junkie,CFO and. @24, COO

 

[Jon1212]

No, we are a Non Profit LLC Charity and after division of funds by board members of said charity the actual percentage you will receive is minimal, therefore safe to mail actual coins directly to you for disbursement of dividends. If change is not suitable, can be converted to bubblegum or possibly if fundraising is successful enough, a $5.00 Walmart gift card.
Yours truly, Dolmar Selfless Junkie,CFO and. @24, COO

@Dub11 has been added to our Board of Directors. He is our CMO (Chief Media Officer). He has previously been charged with Public Relations by the court system, so I see this as a natural fit for him.
@Dolmar Junkie please make the appropriate changes on our next order of letterhead.

 

[Mastermind]

Yes, can I send you a bill?


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No.

 

[USMC615]

Gonna hafta keep up with the 'skinny' on this little thread...

 

[Dolmar Junkie]

@Dub11 has been added to our Board of Directors. He is our CMO (Chief Media Officer). He has previously been charged with Public Relations by the court system, so I see this as a natural fit for him.
@Dolmar Junkie please make the appropriate changes on our next order of letterhead.

Second, noted and minutes will reflect....

Although not sure if ordered to pick up trash by the court system for a minor infraction counts as charged with public relations by the court system.
But I am all for second chances...

 

[dall]

Do y'all need my PayPal address?

already have it

 

[hseII]

After seeing many videos of a few "saw porters" here on the Forums, and seeing the lack of leg muscles, I feel it would be wise for all of us to chip in with conditioning tips. This can only lend itself to allowing our favorite Lawn Dart, and Noodle Legged(both monkeys of sorts) builders stand at there respective workbench for greater duration.

If this doesn't work, I may call on all of you concerned citizens in the organization of a Telethon.

Thanks in advance, for your experience, advice, helpful suggestions, and empathy.

LDL is going to be on lite duty for forever, or until he gets his Bragina MeshPatch-Repaired.

He's a Hard Headed Little Legged Monkey, that LDL.

As far as the other one, GLWTS.

I'm pretty sure NL's gonna do about like he pleases.

 

[Jon1212]

Second, noted and minutes will reflect....

Although not sure if ordered to pick up trash by the court system for a minor infraction counts as charged with public relations by the court system.
But I am all for second chances...

I seriously doubt that the goat involved feels that the infraction was minor.

 

[Dolmar Junkie]

I seriously doubt that the goat involved feels that the infraction was minor.

I was speaking from a human relations point of view..