Here's a little Hump Day humor for ya fellers...been kinda hit and miss the last five/six days around here. Met a gal a couple of weeks ago and things got going pretty quick-like. Now this gal is calling and texting to no f'ng end. I mean easy there sweetcheeks. Yesterday alone I bet I got two dozen texts...four already this morning and it ain't even damn 10am. Anybody looking for a damn good looking, store-bought guns clinger?...been kinda putting the pieces to this puzzle together the last few days and now seeing why this hot thing is single, ready to mingle. She's fun to be around, got some sense about her, fine as hell, but damn...
Me thinks it's about time to pull the ejection seat on this thing...no need consulting Dear Abby!