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Yep.
Just blew my drink out BOTH nostrils.
Thats a waste of precious resourses. Now I have to waste valuable paper towels to clean up... Or, I could just use my sleeve. Wait, I'm going sleeveless to conserve toilet paper and cut down on the spread of Covid-19. Damn you CZed!
 

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So I'm trying to figger out how to grow some grass on this 5 acres we gots here. Slight Problem.
Its all on a slope.
Its all grown up with trees. Gots chainsaws for that, but aint got no help with the cleaning up duties, and the wife is willing but not so much able these days. She's been my partner in crime all these years taming this wilderness, but I'm trying now to give her a break.
Good women are easier to come by than good day laborers apparently.
 

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So I'm trying to figger out how to grow some grass on this 5 acres we gots here. Slight Problem.
Its all on a slope.
Its all grown up with trees. Gots chainsaws for that, but aint got no help with the cleaning up duties, and the wife is willing but not so much able these days. She's been my partner in crime all these years taming this wilderness, but I'm trying now to give her a break.
Good women are easier to come by than good day laborers apparently.
...buy goats!
 

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Jarhead, you could fenced it in and get some goats.
Trim the yard, fertilize, and keep the limbs trimmed down. No need for lawn Nazis. Nobody likes nazis here anyhow.

Don't tell him to get goats, he'll be after them in his bathrobe and rubber boots.
It's goat abuse I tell ya! Lol
 

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Goats are made for that.
Dang things always seem to gits there heads hung in the fence. Whats a feller to do.....
I thought thats what they made rubber boots for.
I dont wear bathrobes....
Wait, y'all don't be spying on me an my yard work "helpers".
 
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