not so pros

[leadfarmer]

Since I left you guys this mornin 3 freakin pages

 

[dall]

it was 6 pages when i got up this morning

 

[Stump Shot]

Thanks Simon. I feel that you are correct. I don't have a tractor heavy enough to pull it down. And for what I'd pay for a half dozen ratchet straps, I can likely get the local boom truck tree man to come take the top out of it leaving me a stick to drop. That's post oak and it's still alive. It's some of the best firewood in these parts, takes two years to cure out even split.

Safest way you can is best. Nothing wrong with getting some help when you need it.

 

[exSW]

I'm over by the lake, the heat must be radiating off lol

Bull hockey,I was just by the lake. Ain't nothing radiating off that thing.

 

[Magnumitis]

Hope your gittin a pro to fall that baby, all the limbs on one side might be kinda tricky[emoji15]

I know one not to far away if I can get him here, goes by twochains but not a member here that I know of.

 

[exSW]

I thought it was weird him going to all that trouble just to show off his cock.

You're just jealous.

 

[junkman]

If hear a scary cracking noise ,it is not unmanly t run like a little girl either .

 

[exSW]

I know one not to far away if I can get him here, goes by twochains but not a member here that I know of.

That tree looks like a prime candidate for tannerite.

 

[Simondo]

Thanks Simon. I feel that you are correct. I don't have a tractor heavy enough to pull it down. And for what I'd pay for a half dozen ratchet straps, I can likely get the local boom truck tree man to come take the top out of it leaving me a stick to drop. That's post oak and it's still alive. It's some of the best firewood in these parts, takes two years to cure out even split.

Getting that thing on the floor without it putting YOU there is what counts i feel. Having a boom truck come in is something I couldn't do so I made use of what i had (winch tractor). Different bit of kit...same result...you are not taking the tree down standing there with the trigger set on a heavy lean damaged tree. Your the feller that has to put his butt on the line, so regardless of any suggestion iv made its what you and someone else right there looking at the tree can see working that matters ! I see that is going to be some "Peachy" burning wood.

 

[USMC615]

That tree looks like a prime candidate for tannerite.

Beat me to it...

 

[Stump Shot]

If hear a scary cracking noise ,it is not unmanly t run like a little girl either .

...and scream like one too. LOL

 

[Czed]

Im too fat to run fast so i always put the longest bar with the best chain on my cheapest saw and put gentle face cuts and fast back cut and sprinted away.

 

[Czed]

Slowly haha

 

[Marshy]

I'd cut that SOB for ya if you were closer. Summon the power of the unicorn.

 

[Czed]

Or pretend i didn't see it so someone else would cut it haha

 

[Sty57]

Shame we have the right to bear arms, but not useful explosives. I knew old timers that used to buy dynamite at the hardware store when they needed it. A lot of stumps were cleared that way here back in the day.

I can remember some of my Mom's cousins using Dynamite to blow up Beaver Dams in our woods.
As a young kid, that was the coolest thing I ever seen.

 

[Czed]

Since I left you guys this mornin 3 freakin pages

Sorry it was me they loves the heeler.

 

[Czed]

I'd cut that SOB for ya if you were closer. Summon the power of the unicorn.

I would too man or make a fool of myself or teach a life lesson.

 

[Simondo]

@Czed ..That dog in your Avatar....is He/she a "Australian Cattle Dog" per chance ? Cracking looking little pooch .

 

[Mastermind]

Thanks Simon. I feel that you are correct. I don't have a tractor heavy enough to pull it down. And for what I'd pay for a half dozen ratchet straps, I can likely get the local boom truck tree man to come take the top out of it leaving me a stick to drop. That's post oak and it's still alive. It's some of the best firewood in these parts, takes two years to cure out even split.

A chain works too. Surely you have chains.......

If hear a scary cracking noise ,it is not unmanly t run like a little girl either .

...and scream like one too. LOL

Yes.