not so pros

[Mastermind]

I'm here now.

 

[Magnumitis]

I'm just the opposite. I clean everything religiously and maybe a little too much but thats the way I'm programed.

I can tell when my boss is carrying cuz he smells of gun oil

 

[Mastermind]

I smell like an old man.........muscle rub lotions and stuff.

 

[Sty57]

I just spilled a half a can of Root Beer on my pants........now my junk is all sticky!

The day just keeps getting better.

 

[Majorpayne]

I smell like an old man.........muscle rub lotions and stuff.

Ben-gay.

 

[Mastermind]

How long?

 

[Genius]

I just spilled a half a can of Root Beer on my pants........now my junk is all sticky!

The day just keeps getting better.

When I spill peanut butter on my junk my dog loves to lick it off

 

[echoshawn]

When I spill peanut butter on my junk my dog loves to lick it off

No pics....
None...
Zero...

 

[Mastermind]

Gawd.......

 

[Redfin]

When I rub peanut butter on my junk my dog loves to lick it off

Fix it for accuracy

 

[67L36Driver]

Been dry here but rain in the forecast so, I cleaned the gutters.

I used to just climb up on the roof but now I do from a ladder.

Freakin sweet gum tree and white pine.

 

[Sty57]

When I spill peanut butter on my junk my dog loves to lick it off

Pigs don't like peanut butter?

 

[Jimmy in NC]

This thread just got weird.

 

[Mastermind]

Weirder......

 

[Genius]

This thread just got weird.

Happy birthday old man

 

[Genius]

Wierd

 

[Sty57]

 

[jake wells]

Gawd.......

it puts the lotion on the skin or else the dog licks your junk again!

 

[Jimmy in NC]

Happy birthday old man

Ohh its memorable... my wife deemed it Puke A Palooza...little one has progressed to hurling anything he puts in. Last time he even decorated the dog.

 

[exSW]

Would you all quit pervin' up my thread.

This is what I get for not letting Mike start it dot dot dot