not so pros

[dall]

They are not mine dammit lol

 

[Jimmy in NC]

Howdy ho

Yes....

 

[Magnumitis]

Fixed it for you.

I think I have a saw or two up for the task, it's the operator I can't speak for.

You have any news?

 

[GCJenks204]

Is that just benefits or an actual paycheck?

My work just changed from getting one day (if it fell on your day to work) to 4 full weeks of pay. So irritating.....Can't hardly get most of the younger generation to come to work the way it is, then you give them an option to 4 full weeks of pay. They call it bonding time

Equal to about 60% of regular pay cheque.

My wife works for the Federal Government so they topped her up to 95% of her normal pay to stay hone for the year.

As an employee or parent it's great. As am employer/ management it really sucks ass.

 

[Dub11]

Just found out that my #2 Assistant is pregnant. Going to be starting Mat leave at the end of August...

You likely aren't aware but in Canada parents are entitled to 52 weeks of Parental Leaving with paid employment benefits...

(Assistant #1 is currently on Mat Leave, maybe returning in May...)

Who keeps hiring these women of child baring age...

FML!!!

Quit getting them pregnant lol

 

[Dub11]

When my wife gave birth to are son I took 2 weeks personal vacation. She was pretty sore shes 5'1 giving birth to 10# baby

 

[Genius]

Just found out that my #2 Assistant is pregnant. Going to be starting Mat leave at the end of August...

You likely aren't aware but in Canada parents are entitled to 52 weeks of Parental Leaving with paid employment benefits...

(Assistant #1 is currently on Mat Leave, maybe returning in May...)

Who keeps hiring these women of child baring age...

FML!!!

Dang, a whole year off?

That's crazy, that does suck for a employer

I think lisa only had 9 weeks and she took 3 weeks of vacation for both our kids.

 

[leadfarmer]

Afternoon rodidney how's you

Waitin on 430 den I'm outa here

 

[T.Roller]

Is that just benefits or an actual paycheck?

My work just changed from getting one day (if it fell on your day to work) to 4 full weeks of pay. So irritating.....Can't hardly get most of the younger generation to come to work the way it is, then you give them an option to 4 full weeks of pay. They call it bonding time

I'm having a son in April. If my company offered me 4 weeks paid to spend time with my newborn son you bet your ass I'd take it.

 

[Time's Standing Stihl]

I'm having a son in April. If my company offered me 4 weeks paid to spend time with my newborn son you bet your ass I'd take it.

That's what I'm talking about. I wish they had that a couple years ago. I didn't even get one day.

 

[Red97]

Afternoon fellas.

 

[Red97]

Had the first 3 months off, brought momma and the little guy on the 1 job I had during that time.

 

[dall]

evening joe hows you

 

[T.Roller]

That's what I'm talking about. I wish they had that a couple years ago. I didn't even get one day.

I'm going to take my vacation time which is a week and probably another week unpaided

 

[Red97]

evening joe hows you

Alright, warming up some hot pockets. Lol

How Dallas doing?

 

[Stump Shot]

Equal to about 60% of regular pay cheque.

My wife works for the Federal Government so they topped her up to 95% of her normal pay to stay hone for the year.

As an employee or parent it's great. As am employer/ management it really sucks ass.

If that were tried in the US people might try to go out and get a job, instead of cranking out more babies for a bigger check. Lol

 

[USMC615]

Just raining like a MF'r here again. Some big hail pounding a couple of counties west of me. Tornado watches again in a few mid-Ga counties. One of the areas just south of me getting the chit knocked out of them is where the tornadoes strolled through a couple of wknds ago. I'm sure there's some tight *a-holes around those areas again right about now.

 

[Red97]

Dad just called, said I got a new digital electric meter, and meter box at my house.

Box had been bad for a while, lose 1 leg at random times etc. Power company came out to swap the meter head, when they pulled it all the guts came out of the box lol. So they had to put up a new box since they broke it.

Called a year ago to see if they would change it out, said the box was my responsibility.

I'm sure my bill is gonna go up big time now....

 

[mdavlee]

I slept through 2 tornado warnings here today

 

[huskihl]

That's what I'm talking about. I wish they had that a couple years ago. I didn't even get one day.

Knock her ass up again