Not so pros 4 new and without politics

[59billy]

Tennis elbow is painful as hell, one of the reasons I've started buying more modern chainsaws.

Kids these days! With your fancy "AV" springy sprongy stuff and compression releases! In my day, real men had tennis elbow, carpal tunnel, and rotator cuff injuries!

And you know what? We were happy!

 

[Mastermind]

We were happy!

Crippled....but happy.

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

Morena hammer heads.

 

[Woodpecker]

@Woodpecker , I found your hammer donkeys

That tracks

 

[59billy]

Crippled....but happy.

That's because of the 80's workman's comp pain killers.

 

[beaglebriar]

Kids these days! With your fancy "AV" springy sprongy stuff and compression releases! In my day, real men had tennis elbow, carpal tunnel, and rotator cuff injuries!

And you know what? We were happy!

I currently have tennis elbow in both elbows and have for several months. Can’t say I’m overjoyed about it….

 

[They call me Mr. Kibbs]

I currently have tennis elbow in both elbows and have for several months. Can’t say I’m overjoyed about it….

Not trying to be a know-it-all here, but just in case this is correct and NOT common knowledge. I had it in my right elbow for about 6 months several years ago, and happened to mention it to my sister-in-law who was a practicing nurse practitioner at the time. She said the medical fix was to open it up and basically scrape the hell out of the affected tendon, as apparently tennis elbow is not enough damage on its own for your body to send help to the hurt area. Increase the hurt and the body heals it up. Yeah, I did not go that route, but about 4 months later I was asked to play in a charity golf tournament (no, I suck at golf, hadn't played since college). Par 3 hole and I buried the 7 iron about 5 inches behind the ball, torqued the hell out of my elbow and made the rest of the day and following week pretty miserable, but within 2 weeks the tennis elbow was gone, and has not returned. Cannot say that was the fix, but I definitely increased the injury and it ultimately went away...I didn't ask any questions...

 

[Sloughfoot]

Stop playing tennis

 

[They call me Mr. Kibbs]

Stop playing tennis

Guessing it was a more PC term that fapping elbow

 

[Wonkydonkey]

Good evening boys and …. Wannabe boys.

I’ve been busy with the shĩt life produces here and there the last 4 or so days
However….

About to go test some stuff out today. Newly rebuilt 394xp and new bar and chain on the MOFO 034 Super.

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I wonna see the 034=.

Good morning fellas. Looking rainy here.

It’s dry as a …nuns corset here

You always increase the humidity in my cooch big boy.

Your always a good sweet talkin man that charms the pants off whoever your cheating to

My favorite wild fungus. I mighta climbed for it...

I think you need drugs for your ailments

Morning lads.

Yes..
A a whole load of boys un stuff right here

Well, I got me some jack oil. I might do a little jacking this weekend.
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that stuff would sell out , Quickly on that oil thread , those old wǎnkers would know how to fornicate with it

 

[59billy]

Stop playing tennis

Having taken a tennis ball to the family jewels, I will second this.

 

[59billy]

Sports owies are worse than work owies, because with work owies you can blame your boss and the violence inherent in the system, but sports owies are like, "I spent thousands of dollars on a ski trip, and now I'm in the hospital and my wife is cavorting on the slopes with some guy named Olaf."

 

[Czed]

Project step one, disassembly:
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What is it @Tor R

 

[Czed]

Our water main busted at work semi's kept driving over it crushing it happens occasionally.
So management told us to go to cabela's to use their bathrooms it's close to work
Plus tons of restaurants and fast food places around.
One girl crystal went 6 times to cabela's and each time she came back eating something different
Chic fil a, Wendy's, McDonald's,Taco Bell, Starbucks etc.
I was like damn get some depends to save you some trip's.
Another girl Jessica went and as soon as she got back she said well I have to go back and poop now
I said you know you can do both at once in the same toilet while you're there.
That's what they're for
She got mad about that.
At the end of the day I went once they went countless times to multiple restaurants
I said did you guy's know that each of the places you got food at has public restrooms you can use for free?
They straight up told me they never thought about that and thought they had to use the bathroom at cabela's.
I work with geniuses

 

[Firewood Hoarder]

Our water main busted at work semi's kept driving over it crushing it happens occasionally.
So management told us to go to cabela's to use their bathrooms it's close to work
Plus tons of restaurants and fast food places around.
One girl crystal went 6 times to cabela's and each time she came back eating something different
Chic fil a, Wendy's, McDonald's,Taco Bell, Starbucks etc.
I was like damn get some depends to save you some trip's.
Another girl Jessica went and as soon as she got back she said well I have to go back and poop now
I said you know you can do both at once in the same toilet while you're there.
That's what they're for
She got mad about that.
At the end of the day I went once they went countless times to multiple restaurants
I said did you guy's know that each of the places you got food at has public restrooms you can use for free?
They straight up told me they never thought about that and thought they had to use the bathroom at cabela's.
I work with geniuses

Your company could just rent a port-a-jon.
Bathroom use is kind of a basic human need and giving people a hard time about that, especially women who have other bathroom needs, is crappy

 

[legdelimber]

What is it @Tor R

Ditto. I was trying to count same looking parts (on the board) and look for any groups of common numbers.
Guessing at a phase count or something.. Can't see in the cylinder to know what's there.
Long bolts in that part, don't look centered for an axial load.
2nd piece from left, top row, almost looks like a recoil unit. The little bit at about 8 o clock even resembles an anchor for a spring.
Seems a good bit of work was put into (some of) the finish/appearance/aesthetics, down to the black plastic part.

Maybe it's Hogan Heroes "Gonkulator" ?

Heck, watch it turn out to be an air rifle reservoir.

 

[cus_deluxe]

Sports owies are worse than work owies, because with work owies you can blame your boss and the violence inherent in the system, but sports owies are like, "I spent thousands of dollars on a ski trip, and now I'm in the hospital and my wife is cavorting on the slopes with some guy named Olaf."

see: Michael Schumacher

 

[Czed]

Your company could just rent a port-a-jon.
Bathroom use is kind of a basic human need and giving people a hard time about that, especially women who have other bathroom needs, is crappy

We have a contract for them to be Installed at any water shortage
But they only brought 1 toilet after 6 hours of waiting for 300 people wasn't cutting it
They did bring a second one the next day but we don't have to use them if there's no running water
The portable sink was out of water
So we're allowed to go off property.

 

[Sloughfoot]

see: Michael Schumacher

Gat dang that man could drive.

 

[jacktheripper]

I wonna see the 034=.