Not so pros 4 new and without politics or drama

[59billy]

This is a chitty thread.

And whose fault is that?

It seems like at one point, respectable posters like @Tor R and @Stump Shot were sharing uplifting insights into zen and the art of chainsaw maintenance, then all of a sudden we were talking about guts and butts and dangerous drugs.

That reminds me: did the surgeon find my dremel? He can keep it, but I'd like to know.

 

[59billy]

Just wait until that plug blows

"And when the levee breaks, we ain't git no place to go..."

 

[Stump Shot]

This is a chitty thread.

Quit flinging it about then, you damn dirty ape! Lol

 

[59billy]

Quit flinging it about then, you damn dirty ape! Lol

People type "lol", but i literally laughed out loud at that.

 

[Mastermind]

"And when the levee breaks, we ain't git no place to go..."

 

[Stump Shot]

People type "lol", but i literally laughed out loud at that.

Probably the only two in here, old enough to catch the "pun".

 

[Tor R]

Considering that my bowels hadn't moved since Sunday.....let's all celebrate.

Sharing is caring.

This is a chitty thread.

On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate the feeling of having it squeezed out?

 

[They call me Mr. Kibbs]

And whose fault is that?

It seems like at one point, respectable posters like @Tor R and @Stump Shot were sharing uplifting insights into zen and the art of chainsaw maintenance, then all of a sudden we were talking about guts and butts and dangerous drugs.

That reminds me: did the surgeon find my dremel? He can keep it, but I'd like to know.

Dang, I missed out on the dangerous drugs part, do I need to use the search function of 'hookers and blow'?
Meh, probably shouldn't, might get more info about Dallas than desired!

 

[59billy]

Maybe the ultimate performance of a great song.

 

[Mastermind]

Maybe the ultimate performance of a great song.

I agree completely.

 

[Mastermind]

On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate the feeling of having it squeezed out?

I give it a SOLID 9.

 

[Tor R]

I give it a SOLID 9.

That's a very, very high score, did you videotape the session?
And did you collect what came out and put it in the freezer as important life-experienced evidence?

 

[59billy]

I give it a SOLID 9.

https://www.continence.org.au/sites/default/files/styles/webp/public/images/Bristol_stool_chart_fin.png.webp?itok=Oc27kVNS

 

[59billy]

That's a very, very high score, did you videotape the session?
And did you collect what came out and put it in the freezer as important life-experienced evidence?

And let's not forget the micrometer for squish parameter.

 

[Only the Tony]

Its always about either old farts or babies when discussions about bowel movements take this many pages. Somehow what I found today is appropriate.

 

[fire8]

I give it a SOLID 9.

I have a follow up to subject but i couldn’t get the video to upload so i don’t have anything on this lol

 

[Mastermind]

I'm going to bed.

 

[Stump Shot]

I'm going to bed.

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

View attachment 468161
Its always about either old farts or babies when discussions about bowel movements take this many pages. Somehow what I found today is appropriate.

How bout this one ToeNail?

 

[Tor R]

Good morning guys