Not So Pro 3

[nbbt]

Been up since 4:45am. I don’t jump on here and post as soon as i roll over and scratch my sweaty balls.

So hopefully ya wash them first.

fixt

 

[Czed]

If you're ever passing thru Pittsburgh we'll keep the light on for ya

The last time i was in Pittsburgh
I rented a 1990 awd turbo dodge caravan like this one150 axle snapping horse's
We loaded up to see Metallica in 97 at the Civic arena in Pittsburgh.
I was sober driving a load of drunk idiot's
It was a good show when we were leaving the drunkards wanted a gas station
It must've been a rough part of town because everything was behind bulletproof glass
They had a little porthole window to buy stuff through.
Of course the trans started slipping it had started pouring fluid
So i paid like 10.00 a quart for fluid there.
I was pumping gas and i swear this kid
Probably 6 or 8 year's old came up trying to sell me cartons of cigarettes
For 6.00
Now this was 2-3 am everything deserted and this little kid came out of nowhere
I don't smoke but the drunk guy's bought a bunch.

 

[Stump Shot]

I love my big smoker. I've been able to make some really good smoked meat on it......but.

It's tough to get it just right in cold weather to do an all night burn. Last night it was at 237 when I went to bed. This morning it was cold because sometime during the night it took off and burned up the wood, and the brisket. Very disappointing.

Have you considered an indirect approach? I have a small beer keg wood burner I'm considering piping into a 55 gallon drum to have the meat in with a dampered stack on top. Thinking I will have better control over the heat going in without the fire right there under what's being smoked. Then again, there's only one way to find out.

 

[dall]

Whose son is that ??? lol

 

[Czed]

I'm almost done reading the Stihl book, and I must say that bruhcutters are great. I'm headed to an old saw shop and Rural King. I'm hoping I can find some vintage Stihl stuff for cheap. View attachment 408340View attachment 408342

Uncle dallas has this sweet stihl tattoo
But i think you have to be 18 to get one
So start saving up now.

 

[John Wargo]

Good morning. Sunny 23°F/ -5°C going up to 46°F/ 8°C.

Keep sending that warmer weather our way please. Thanks Ray

 

[dall]

Uncle dallas has this sweet stihl tattoo View attachment 408358
But i think you have to be 18 to get one
So start saving up now.

Only scars here
But that guy does look like you

 

[John Wargo]

Whose son is that ??? lol

I'm not sending in any child support payments without a DNA test. No tattoos ,cigars, or Scotch. I might not be the daddy

 

[3browns]

Hey Uncle @3browns , do you follow the Iron Dog race at all?

No, I haven't paid attention to that in years

It's a big deal up here for sure, just not my cup of tea

 

[3browns]

Morning men

36, blowing and cloudy, calling for snow on Wednesday

 

[cowroy]

My brisket burned up. I'm thinking about a pellet smoker.

I never thought I would love my pellet grill like I do, but if it dies today I will have it replaced tomorrow. I just use it too much to do without it.

 

[3browns]

My brisket burned up. I'm thinking about a pellet smoker.

The younger son has some high tech pellet smoker with electronics , meat temp sensor, an app and the whole 9 yards

The only learning curve was factoring in the ambient temp in really cold winter

It really does an amazing job

Now if I could only get him to quit using these godawful rubs with 37 spices that just creates a muddy flavor

My favorite that he does is chuck roast and I make him do it with salt and pepper only

 

[3browns]

The younger son has some high tech pellet smoker with electronics , meat temp sensor, an app and the whole 9 yards

The only learning curve was factoring in the ambient temp in really cold winter

It really does an amazing job

Now if I could only get him to quit using these godawful rubs with 37 *persones that just creates a muddy flavor

My favorite that he does is chuck roast and I make him do it with salt and pepper only

What the actual phukk

The website just changed "spices" to "*persones" twice and won't let me edit it

WTF is a *persones anyway?

 

[3browns]

What the actual phukk

The website just changed "*persones" to "*persones" twice and won't let me edit it

WTF is a *persones anyway?

Testing

spices

testing

 

[3browns]

Testing

*persones

testing

SPICE

 

[dall]

I'm not sending in any child support payments without a DNA test. No tattoos ,cigars, or Scotch. I might not be the daddy

There’s a tractor in it for you lol

 

[3browns]

*personE

S P I C E is apparently a bad word

 

[Mastermind]

S P I C E is apparently a bad word

@exCanuck

Steve has the word censor all fughed up.

 

[Woodrow]

Good day fellas. I know I am late. Working from home today before a trip to Duluth tomorrow.

 

[Jscb1b]

I love Mondays.

GFY!!!!