Not So Pro 3

[Mastermind]

Sometimes I have to take it easy like that too after feeling my back isn’t right.

I spent a few hours sawing up some 1x5 today, but that's the first "work" I've done in several days. I figured I'd be hurting again this evening, but I'm good to go.

 

[dall]

Good evening gents. My back is feeling much, much better. A few days of *frenching off was exactly what I needed.

youve been doing it for the last 50 years or more

 

[Gullet]

Good evening gents. My back is feeling much, much better. A few days of *frenching off was exactly what I needed.

Any way you could teach us workaholics how to french of?

 

[JoeDirt]

Pissing in cups is a rookie move. It’s Gatorade bottles or gallon water jugs

Gallon water jugs. Anyone know what it means if your piss is neon green?

 

[JugHead27]

Gallon water jugs. Anyone know what it means if your piss is neon green?
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[ray benson]

Our utility company NIPSCO has an energy light replacement program that ends 12-31-23. Rebates on led lighting. Got credit for the 11 led lights my wife and I installed in the church this year and they replace 3 parking lot lights and 3 outside wall lights. Total cost to us $370.

Spent the day at the church. Lighting contractor called to install the 6 outside lights. He was not given the 3 photocells for the wall lights, so he has to come back to put in the photocells.

 

[3browns]

Gallon water jugs. Anyone know what it means if your piss is neon green?
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I’d guess you are good to 30 below

 

[Dream]

Gallon water jugs. Anyone know what it means if your piss is neon green?
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Stop drinking antifreeze Joe.
Its not that great for you.
I know its cold and all that, but maybe look into coffee or hot cocoa...

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

Gallon water jugs. Anyone know what it means if your piss is neon green?
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You can't mix with girls who piss orange.

(who piss orange may be redundant words).

 

[ray benson]

Gallon water jugs. Anyone know what it means if your piss is neon green?
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Ate or drank something with blue, green food dye or taking certain medications. Hopefully not a urinary tract infection or liver disease.

 

[Dream]

You can't mix with girls who piss orange.

(who piss orange may be redundant words).

What about the pink coolant ones Adam?

 

[JugHead27]

I’d guess you are good to 30 below

Celsius or F? I drink Prestone sometimes to keep my blood from icing up here on the cold north some winters.

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

What about the pink coolant ones Adam?

More chance than Joe I'd say.

 

[JoeDirt]

You can't mix with girls who piss orange.

(who piss orange may be redundant words).

Well what if it used to be orange but I switched it to neon green which is technically called yellow?

Ate or drank something with blue, green food dye or taking certain medications. Hopefully not a urinary tract infection or liver disease.

I'm just messing Ray. That's a gallon of antifreeze out of my truck, not piss.

More chance than Joe I'd say.

Gfy dik lol

 

[Dream]

So I went by the doc-in-a-box this morning and got an antibiotic and steroid pack to help get rid of this crud.
Also went by and stocked up on vitamin C, D, and Zinc.
I can tell by the way its treating me that its a virus, so I'll just have to beat the mfer out of me.
Went by and got a fifth of whiskey also. Mixed with lemon juice and honey.
Welcome to Hell Mr virus. I hope you enjoy your stay AS MUCH as I enjoy having you...
And dont forget, I'm not locked in here with YOU, youre locked in here with ME.

 

[dall]

Any way you could teach us workaholics how to french of?

rent pigs

 

[Mastermind]

Any way you could teach us workaholics how to french of?

I'm not exactly good at it. But I'm learning.

 

[41FanForLife]

Gallon water jugs. Anyone know what it means if your piss is neon green?
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Too much mountain dew?

 

[JoeDirt]

Too much mountain dew?

You know me, I'm a Coke Zero/Diet Coke person.

 

[Cajun3197]

Someone got radioactive piss