Not So Pro 3

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I have never been in Nebraska, Iowa, Kansas, or Missouri

I haven't been in Nunavut or Manitoba provinces of Canada

I have lived in Japan, New York (2 places), New Mexico (2 places), Texas (2 places), Arizona (2 places), Nevada, Kentucky, Alaska (4 places), Hawaii

I have been in multiple states in Mexico

Guess that's it

So you were a Ross Perot campaign traveling manager. You gotz any more graphs hidden in them key swipes LOL!

 

[Mastermind]

So you were a Ross Perot campaign traveling manager. You gotz any more graphs hidden in them key swipes LOL!

Ross tried to warn everyone.

 

[maulhead]

I have never been in Nebraska, Iowa, Kansas, or Missouri

I haven't been in Nunavut or Manitoba provinces of Canada

I have lived in Japan, New York (2 places), New Mexico (2 places), Texas (2 places), Arizona (2 places), Nevada, Kentucky, Alaska (4 places), Hawaii

I have been in multiple states in Mexico

Guess that's it

Well almost.

 

[3browns]

So you were a Ross Perot campaign traveling manager. You gotz any more graphs hidden in them key swipes LOL!

Ross Perot campaign traveling manager, itinerant psychotic serial killer, whatever, I don’t like labels you know, I'm kind of a Renaissance man

 

[JoeDirt]

I see @dall put a new decal on his duramax

 

[dall]

I see @dall put a new decal on his duramax
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You need to get us pictures of the driver
Wisconsin plates

 

[3browns]

Well almost.

Probably why I am content to sit here at home and plan for 3 days to go to Walmart

This is the first time in almost 3 decades that the boss and I don't have a single trip planned, at least any we can't drive to

Growing up in the Air Force and then following the wife around for 25 years exposed me to a lot and I am grateful for the opportunities; however, the flip side was by the time I was about 8-9 I had already begun to quit even trying to make friends because I would just end up moving

I have carried that over to my adult life and basically don't have any long term friends

The price you pay for all that mobility

I was astounded when my kids were in school in Lexington Kentucky and there were kids who didn't believe the stories and adventures the boys had experienced because there were kids who had never even left Fayette county

 

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I see @dall put a new decal on his duramax
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No mistaking this label @3browns LOL!!

 

[maulhead]

Ross Perot campaign traveling manager, itinerant psychotic serial killer, whatever, I don’t like labels you know, I'm kind of a Renaissance man

They are still trying to figure out who the Zodiac killer was...

 

[JoeDirt]

You need to get us pictures of the driver
Wisconsin plates

I already know what you look like. When did you move to Wisconsin?

 

[maulhead]

You need to get us pictures of the driver
Wisconsin plates

I don't need to see pictures of golf clubs.

 

[Mastermind]

I already know what you look like. When did you move to Wisconsin?

Repped

 

[3browns]

They are still trying to figure out who the Zodiac killer was...

The only thing that would have kept me in Kommiefornia long enough to do all that would have been hand cuffs, ankle shackles, and a logging chain attached to a D9 Cat

Fuk that place

 

[Woodrow]

Happy belated Dan. I can’t get over how many people I know born on Halloween.

Thanks Gary!

 

[Mastermind]

The only thing that would have kept me in Kommiefornia long enough to do all that would have been hand cuffs, ankle shackles, and a logging chain attached to a D9 Cat

Fuk that place

My brother has a house in Beverly Grove. He paid 3.8 million for it. The roof developed a leak while he was in working in NYC. Now, its torn down to the framing in places. He wants to unload it soon and buy a house in Raleigh, NC. I'm like...why? Just sell it and buy a chunk of land in the middle of nowhere. His reply? But I like to walk to get coffee in the morning. I said so to I. I walk to the kitchen....

 

[dall]

I already know what you look like. When did you move to Wisconsin?

Gfy and siiydsa

 

[Czed]

Just fix it and run it.

Didn't even need fixed
The dealership said it was fried and had it for weeks wanting 500.00 to fix it
The muffler had never been off it.
they had the recoil jammed up so I replaced the rope and fixed it.
That's what quicksilver marine oil looks like in a 1 year old auto tune saw.
Lame little saw
This zenoah clone ran right with it.

 

[USMC615]

8 deer and didn’t even shoot? Good job Elmer Fudd.

You must obviously have a problem seeing deer…if your young ass even hunts.

 

[3browns]

My brother has a house in Beverly Grove. He paid 3.8 million for it. The roof developed a leak while he was in working in NYC. Now, its torn down to the framing in places. He wants to unload it soon and buy a house in Raleigh, NC. I'm like...why? Just sell it and buy a chunk of land in the middle of nowhere. His reply? But I like to walk to get coffee in the morning. I said so to I. I walk to the kitchen....

It's funny because I find myself in the exact same position my father was in when he retired

He wanted a small ranch in New Mexico because that was where he grew up punching cows

He ended up in El Paso Texas simply because my mom's health was so horrible they had to be minutes away from a military hospital

I would love to have some land out in the boonies of Alaska but the boss has to be within easy driving distance of the Air Force Base hospital with all her bone and joint issues

That was another minor reason we left Hawaii, getting her from Molokai over to Oahu to Tripler Army Medical Center took planning and forethought and could get seriously difficult at times

Plus if I get more than 50 feet from my coffee maker things get real ugly real fast

 

[maulhead]

The only thing that would have kept me in Kommiefornia long enough to do all that would have been hand cuffs, ankle shackles, and a logging chain attached to a D9 Cat

Fuk that place

I was in Kommiefornia, in the late 90's, I got rear ended by a drunk illegal immigrant, driving a vehicle they did not own, no plates, no registration, no insurance. They had just got off work from some field picking veggies.

They tried passing me in a no passing zone, when they saw a semi in the on coming lane, they swerved back into our lane, and drove into the ass end of me. Driver was ejected out of the windshield laying on the hood. Flight for life came to the scene.

CHP that came to the scene was a real dickhead, he said to me well your not from around here, you should of paid better attention to your surroundings, maybe they wouldn't of hit you, he wrote up the accident as 50/50 fault.

I had zero fault in the accident, I was in my own lane, doing the speed limit, doing nothing wrong.

6 months later, the drunk illegal immigrant, tried suing me for $450,000, I had to hire a lawyer and waste all kinds of money for nothing! Lawyer told me it was CHP fault, had he not wrote up the accident as 50/50 the immigrant, wouldn't of had a case.

So yeah, F that place.