Not So Pro 3

[41FanForLife]

Cousin of mine is getting married in October. She's the same age as me and we went to high school together. She was real fuking weird then and based on the Disney princess-themed wedding invitation I got today, she's even weirder now. It's not a church wedding so I know her devoutly Catholic mother (my aunt) is probably horrified. And 2 months is pretty late notice for wedding invitations. Gonna have to give my aunt a call and see what the fuk is going on.

Did you knock up your cuz when no one was looking Joe? That'll make your WV daddy really proud of you...

 

[Wonkydonkey]

Good morning shipmates

 

[lohan808]

Morning swabbies and sesame streeters. Here we go again with the overtime when we're not allowed to work overtime shuffle. Wish somebody would make up their mind around here. I ask too much though. Have a good day.

 

[JoeDirt]

Did you knock up your cuz when no one was looking Joe? That'll make your WV daddy really proud of you...

Good Lord no. I should text you the link to the wedding website so you can see how vomit-worthy that statement is.

 

[Lnk]

Lol 9/32 is 7mm

Except it's not. Close, but no cigar.

 

[Lnk]

Good morning all. Thunderstorms going on right now. Puppy got scared as they were close. Sat on the floor for an hour. She is ok now. Older 3 year old standard poodle woke me up to tell me the puppy, golden doodle was scared. Two of the smartest dogs I have known.

Supposed to clear up around 10. Stay safe all.

 

[JugHead27]

It’s gonna be a slammer of a day, gonna beat the chit out of and hammer these burnt trees today. Gets fairly hot but we’re insane in these parts anyway

 

[redline4]

Yeah.

 

[Mastermind]

The gearbox was 5/16 shorter...

5/16s of a millimeter? 5/16s of a turnip? For fughs sake, be more specific.

Randy's are the same the world overView attachment 386361

I love erver body.

 

[Loony661]

That little chit!!!

And you thought the neighbors were to blame - I’ll bet he’s “masterminded” the whole plan with them to distract you from the truth.

 

[Loony661]

Good morning fellas. 61 to 82 here today. Stayed out too late last night, slight headache this morning. One of the senior members of the fire department attended his last meeting after 43+ years of service.

 

[ray benson]

Good morning. 66°F/19°C going up to 81°F/ 27°C

 

[dall]

Did you knock up your cuz when no one was looking Joe? That'll make your WV daddy really proud of you...

Pictures of your knocked up cousin?

 

[dall]

Except it's not. Close, but no cigar.

Close enough

 

[redline4]

5.5mm
+GFY

 

[JoeDirt]

Pictures of your knocked up cousin?

You don't want to be nauseous this early in the morning.

 

[dall]

You don't want to be nauseous this early in the morning.

lol you are just keeping her for yourself

atleast your date for the races was female this time lol

 

[JoeDirt]

Pouring down rain today and all of my work is outside so I got put inside on pool maintenance duty today. The pool room is about 80°F and humid and this is the most boring work I've ever done, scrubbing the hard water stains off the stainless. Today is gonna absolutely drag.

 

[GCJenks204]

Morning all, feels good to wake up in own bed. Need to take MIL for final fitting of her heating aids, will be a challenging day…

 

[41FanForLife]

Pouring down rain today and all of my work is outside so I got put inside on pool maintenance duty today. The pool room is about 80°F and humid and this is the most boring work I've ever done, scrubbing the hard water stains off the stainless. Today is gonna absolutely drag.

You scrubbing the chit stains off the bottom of the pool too?