Not So Pro 3

[Kiwioilboiler]

Oh yeah. No grass for my cattle.

Or your band.

 

[Mastermind]

Or your band.

Trueness

 

[41FanForLife]

What brand? @USMC615 wants to get a pair for Sandra Dee.

They cheaper on the Amazon.

 

[Wonkydonkey]

because everyone knows his knees are so calloused he doesnt need knee pads

I guess you know first hand

Lol

 

[Agent Smith]

Howdy slackers and slackette. Textured the bathroom ceiling this morning then painted the bedroom and closet ceilings. Job is starting to shape up. After a few hrs i couldn't stand not being outside so i rolled out early, came home and rode the rototiller around in the gardens. Welded a lawn roller for the neighbor. Now it's Heineken 30

 

[Hundred Acre Wood]

How long has @USMC615 been touring your state @Mastermind?

https://www.wkrn.com/news/local-news/nashville/no-signs-of-slowing-new-cdc-data-shows-sti-increase-in-tn/amp/

 

[Mastermind]

How long has @USMC615 been touring your state @Mastermind?

https://www.wkrn.com/news/local-news/nashville/no-signs-of-slowing-new-cdc-data-shows-sti-increase-in-tn/amp/

I had no idea.

Dammit Jason. What have you done?

 

[Agent Smith]

Is quagmire running amuck? I thought he was busy mounting the neighbor ladies

 

[JugHead27]

The terminal list on Amazon is a helluva good watch. Watched it over again 2nd time

 

[Mastermind]

Is quagmire running amuck? I thought he was busy mounting the neighbor ladies

He is everywhere.

 

[Agent Smith]

He is everywhere.

Apparently he's heading north. Guess i better hide my grandma and mail lady.

 

[Mastermind]

Apparently he's heading north. Guess i better hide my grandma and mail lady.

Lock up the cattle too.

 

[maulhead]

Lock up the cattle too.

You spell sheep different then they do around these parts.

 

[maulhead]

Which reminds of a joke I heard years back, I'm going to clean it up a bit thou....

A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster. As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and screws all 150 of the farmer’s hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunchtime, the young rooster again screws all 150 hens. The farmer is not impressed anymore, he is worried.

Next morning, not only is the rooster screwing the hens, but he is screwing the turkeys, ducks, and even the cow. Later, the farmer looks out into the barnyard and finds the rooster stretched out, limp as a rag, his eyes closed, dead, and vultures circling overhead.

The farmer runs out, looks down at the young rooster’s limp body and says: "You deserved it, you horny bastard!"

The young rooster opens one eye, points up at the vultures with his wing, and says, “Shhhh!, they are about to land."

 

[Hundred Acre Wood]

not only is the rooster screwing the hens, but he is screwing the turkeys, ducks, and even the cow.

You misspelled "Jason"

 

[maulhead]

You misspelled "Jason"

I saw that coming, before I hit post reply.

I knew it was a Jason joke was in the making. Lol

 

[Agent Smith]

Nice night. Lots of planes today...

 

[JoeDirt]

What's up knee pad wearers?

 

[Loony661]

What's up knee pad wearers?

Haha they’re already workin on what’s up!

 

[beaglebriar]

Evening. Just rolled in from a baseball game. The boys got their asses handed to em...twice! Lol We got Chinese afterwards so that made it all better.