Not So Pro 3

[Mastermind]

No ruts here.
Ground is frozen solid.
You should move.

No. Hell no. Not moving.

 

[Dream]

So ive been off my game a little lately.
Partly with work, as that thing...

...used to look like this until some *f-wordtard bypassed ALL of the safety switches.

Mostly though, its been this little fugger taking up my time. He *b-wordes, pisses, moans, cries, and chits CONSTANTLY.
So its like my work and home life combined, just A LOT cuter.
Seriously, I love this little chit, and I cant wait for him to get big enough to start teaching him stuff the wimmin folk will hate me for...

 

[Dream]

Tomorrow.
Thank you

It IS tomorrow in Kiwi land Kev, so Happy Kiwi birfday, n stuffs.

 

[huskihl]

HBD @huskihl What are you grilling up to celebrate?

Smoked 3 racks of ribs and a brisket yesterday. Fam is taking me out to a watering hole with really good food tomorrow night

 

[dall]

So ive been off my game a little lately.
Partly with work, as that thing...
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...used to look like this until some *f-wordtard bypassed ALL of the safety switches.
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Mostly though, its been this little fugger taking up my time. He *b-wordes, pisses, moans, cries, and chits CONSTANTLY.
So its like my work and home life combined, just A LOT cuter.
Seriously, I love this little chit, and I cant wait for him to get big enough to start teaching him stuff the wimmin folk will hate me for...
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so your mini me ?

 

[huskihl]

Thanks for the bday wishes, fellas.

*f-word off, Ed

 

[dall]

Thanks for the bday wishes, fellas.

*f-word off, Ed

he does that at work lol

 

[redline4]

Thanks for the bday wishes, fellas.

*f-word off, Ed

Your still thinking of that back bewb meme I sent you, aren't you?

 

[huskihl]

Your still thinking of that back bewb meme I sent you, aren't you?

With Ed’s pee dripping from every hole….yeah…no. Not at all

 

[farminkarman]

Your still thinking of that back bewb meme I sent you, aren't you?

That was very messed up btw.

 

[redline4]

That was very messed up btw.

You got that one too?

 

[Dream]

so your mini me ?

Pretty much slack master.
Hows Miss Maddie?

 

[Dream]

You got that one too?

For the record, I dint either, but when you sed "back bewb" I got a visual...

 

[dall]

Pretty much slack master.
Hows Miss Maddie?

shes doing good about her dinner time for the second time

hows you slacker

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

For yourself?

Possibly.
For one, you had me briefly imagining cow scissors...

 

[cus_deluxe]

happy birfday @huskihl
ur gettin old, its cool, no shame in tryin it out…

 

[hoskvarna]

Possibly.
For one, you had me briefly imagining cow scissors...

I got one question
I’ve never seen a male cow. So wondering what one looks like [emoji848]


Sent from the Hoskey Hills

 

[Dream]

shes doing good about her dinner time for the second time

hows you slacker

Not bad right now.
Got training for the next two days straight though. Probably give out a few obligatory GFYs just on general principal.

 

[hoskvarna]

happy birfday @huskihl
ur gettin old, its cool, no shame in tryin it out…
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Lmao
Good one Custer [emoji106]


Sent from the Hoskey Hills

 

[Dream]

Possibly.
For one, you had me briefly imagining cow scissors...

For the record, "cows" is a general term for cattle sometimes.
Ive seen a cow try to "ride" another cow, but thats like two male or female dogs doing the same.
Just a show of dominance.
Most animals dont have "gender issues".
Wonder why?