Not So Pro 3

[USMC615]

PPFFFTTT.
My diet consists of red meat, potatoes, pork, a small amount of chicken, more red meat and potatoes, milk and Mountain Dew.
Feed that to your worms.

*b-word who you trying to fool

Lol

 

[Mastermind]

I noticed a pic of ice cream back a page or two and let me give you folks a little 411 concerning your diets...that *s-wordt is gonna make you fat...period! I eat healthy, portion-sized meals, avoid any and all unhealthy things to eat/drink. On that note, I need everybody's chow plans submitted for review and no one will eat 'til given approval. It's time we get with the program, wake up and shape up people!

And the last thing I need on this topic is lip service from that fatass, slackass Dallas...can see it now, I'm gonna end up bootcampin' that boy into shape.

F off jughead. You ain't the boss of me !!!!

 

[Woodpecker]

I noticed a pic of ice cream back a page or two and let me give you folks a little 411 concerning your diets...that *s-wordt is gonna make you fat...period! I eat healthy, portion-sized meals, avoid any and all unhealthy things to eat/drink.

 

[farminkarman]

I noticed a pic of ice cream back a page or two and let me give you folks a little 411 concerning your diets...that *s-wordt is gonna make you fat...period! I eat healthy, portion-sized meals, avoid any and all unhealthy things to eat/drink. On that note, I need everybody's chow plans submitted for review and no one will eat 'til given approval. It's time we get with the program, wake up and shape up people!

And the last thing I need on this topic is lip service from that fatass, slackass Dallas...can see it now, I'm gonna end up bootcampin' that boy into shape.

Is sausage healthy? Asking for Dallas...

 

[dall]

Is sausage healthy? Asking for Dallas...

lol he would have a coronary with the stuff i eat
last night i had fried chicken nuggets
pepperoni sub on white
fries
and 6 hot dogs

 

[Mastermind]

I eat like a horse. 4 - 5 meals a day ain't uncommon.

 

[dall]

I eat like a horse. 4 - 5 meals a day ain't uncommon.

grain and hay ?

 

[Mastermind]

grain and hay ?

Beef mfer.

It's what's fer dinner !!!!!!

 

[dall]

Beef mfer.

It's what's fer dinner !!!!!!

lol thats not what you said lol

 

[Mastermind]

lol thats not what you said lol

Ok.....I see.

I eat like a horse. It's an expression

It means I eat a lot.

 

[dall]

Ok.....I see.

I eat like a horse. It's an expression

It means I eat a lot.

lol so a teletubby like Jason then ?

 

[41FanForLife]

I noticed a pic of ice cream back a page or two and let me give you folks a little 411 concerning your diets...that *s-wordt is gonna make you fat...period! I eat healthy, portion-sized meals, avoid any and all unhealthy things to eat/drink. On that note, I need everybody's chow plans submitted for review and no one will eat 'til given approval. It's time we get with the program, wake up and shape up people!

And the last thing I need on this topic is lip service from that fatass, slackass Dallas...can see it now, I'm gonna end up bootcampin' that boy into shape.

It aint gonna make me fat. I already is fat. I kicked anorexias skinny little azz. @huskihl and i discussed this a few weeks ago.

 

[Wonkydonkey]

Good evening guys & Dietitians

 

[Mastermind]

lol so a teletubby like Jason then ?

I'm in shape dammit. Round is a shape.

 

[USMC615]

I'm in shape dammit. Round is a shape.

werd!

 

[Big_6]

Mornin’ taterheads…nice cool morning around these parts for a change.

12 hrs in at 225 overnight…been sitting at 170 for about an hour, time to wrap in butcher paper, roll it on to 205.

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Like the foil on the drip pan!
Take care of the smoker and it will be there for your brisket.

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[USMC615]

Like the foil on the drip pan!
Take care of the smoker and it will be there for your brisket.

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Just makes cleanup a helluva lot easier. Use the foil inserts for the drip/grease bucket as well. Scrape the rack down after the groceries are pulled, wait ‘til everything cools off, wad the foil up, get the insert from the grease bucket, clean the meat probes and it’s ready to roll for next time.

 

[Big_6]

Just makes cleanup a helluva lot easier. Use the foil inserts for the drip/grease bucket as well. Scrape the rack down after the groceries are pulled, wait ‘til everything cools off, wad the foil up, get the insert from the grease bucket, clean the meat probes and it’s ready to roll for next time.

You can cook, you can clean and defend the homestead! You don't need big hands, feets, or big bore chainsaws to keep the wimens' around!
Enjoy that cook!

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[Lnk]

I noticed a pic of ice cream back a page or two and let me give you folks a little 411 concerning your diets...that *s-wordt is gonna make you fat...period! I eat healthy, portion-sized meals, avoid any and all unhealthy things to eat/drink. On that note, I need everybody's chow plans submitted for review and no one will eat 'til given approval. It's time we get with the program, wake up and shape up people!

And the last thing I need on this topic is lip service from that fatass, slackass Dallas...can see it now, I'm gonna end up bootcampin' that boy into shape.

Do those of us that have already bootcamped get a pass?

 

[cuinrearview]

Holyshit Jason went from telling people how they were cooking wrong to telling them they are eating wrong? I guess this new age woke ass military finally trickled down to the low level desk grunts. What the *f-word are we coming to?