Not So Pro 3

[41FanForLife]

I thought that I would just need gauze and tape, but it wouldn’t stop bleeding

Plus it's a good start for your street cred.

 

[dall]

Stitches? Really?



Super glue.

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spit on it and go on

Plus it's a good start for your street cred.

if you live in a sub division hoa maybe

 

[ayoungtexan]

Stitches? Really?



Super glue.

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It got super glue on the other side. Went all the way through

 

[dall]

It got super glue on the other side. Went all the way through
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what went all the way through?

 

[redline4]

I'm sure glad I'm just a hand model.

 

[Mastermind]

what went all the way through?

I was fixin to ask the same question.

 

[dall]

I was fixin to ask the same question.

lol so I’m not the only one calling *B-S.... then ?

 

[ramrat]

what model ? you will wonder what you did before you got it

2305 with 460 hours on it. It’s the right size to get around in most of my residential jobs I do.

 

[Mastermind]

lol so I’m not the only one calling *B-S.... then ?

My bullchit detector is finely tuned.

 

[Mastermind]

So....I gotta rent a mini ex. Got tree roots in my field lines. Back yard sprang a leak.

FML

 

[redline4]

So....I gotta rent a mini ex. Got tree roots in my field lines. Back yard sprang a leak.

FML

Sounds like a prime job for the Texas mustard coalition to tackle.

 

[Mastermind]

Sounds like a prime job for the Texas mustard coalition to tackle.

I sure have other things I'd rather do than dig in a chit hole.

 

[Lightning Performance]

Afternoon test dummies, weed controllers and field investigators.

#RedAlert
Your BS meter is on fire boss lol
Apparently your pipes need cleaning is fugged and that Texan needs a banded aid to help him out lmao.




@ayoungtexan Your comical man, lil scrape there...
Try putting a screw driver through your hand. That's called all the way in and through. Try it sometime... but we want pics mang

 

[Lightning Performance]

I sure have other things I'd rather do than dig in a chit hole.

Are you sure?...
Asking for....

 

[davidwyby]

@Lightning Performance When I worked Contruction in Tx I was hanging off the side of building trying to twist and nail the last 2x6 on... I shot a 16 penny through my middle finger. No biggie, smooth and clean. Now this other feller somehow nailed two of his fingers together with a ring shank siding nail...he went to the horsepistol to get that out. Big ouch.

@Mastermind I made this pitcher for you from teh ‘gram

 

[Lightning Performance]

Randy's Rare Concert Emporium

 

[USMC615]

Sounds like a prime job for the Texas mustard coalition to tackle.

Funny *s-wordt!

 

[Mastermind]

@Lightning Performance When I worked Contruction in Tx I was hanging off the side of building trying to twist and nail the last 2x6 on... I shot a 16 penny through my middle finger. No biggie, smooth and clean. Now this other feller somehow nailed two of his fingers together with a ring shank siding nail...he went to the horsepistol to get that out. Big ouch.

@Mastermind I made this pitcher for you from teh ‘gram

Now that's a cool idea for a cake feeder.

 

[USMC615]

Good morning fellas. Was sharpening chains earlier this morning when I slipped and did this.
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Easy there...Junebug! I bet the chicks will be on you like white on rice tomorrow morning in homeroom. How ‘bout saving a little snatch for the rest of us there killer!

PS...I’m willing to bet the farm I ain’t got, somebody will change ‘chicks’ to, well...

 

[Czed]

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