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Fùck I’m ten pages behind….

The news hear is , those dumbfuckers who say they can fix my toy truck..have monkeys putting it back together.


The tail gate, & the torsion spring wasn’t fitted correctly, (it just was just loose as a ho!. I say to the workshop manager, yeah I’m not gonna tell you what’s wrong with this, you can work it out !. he says nothing wrong with it,
I say come over to this Ranger check this tailgate out see the difference, he says this is a new truck. I then say the spring is not fitted correctly, take a look closely… oh okay, we can get it fixed I say to him I’ll come back in two hours to give you a chance to fix the other issues as well.
I’ll come back in two hours. I then take a look at the toy truck again.
I open the tailgate, it feels like somebody’s pushing the target open. Can’t believe what I’m feeling. I close it it’s difficult. I open i again t, it’s pushing me ..
the dumb fûcker is a put the torsion spring tension in the wrong way..

I go in the office, I say your puppet has put the spring in the wrong way. It’s pushing the tailgate open. I can’t believe a simple job is so difficult..
Anyhow 15mins later it comes back fixed 🤦‍♂️

These guys get a big fat zero in brain cells for testing & working things out for themselves. And They all need a fuçking kick in the ċunt to wake them up …

Am I Happy with the workmanship. Dam fûcking not ever going back or recommending these stupidcunts..👍😉
 

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While at work on the road today my dad sent me some pictures of a pole in a guys yard with saws in it. These saws have been there for years, he first seen them many yrs ago, this is the first I’ve seen them. I’d love to save the Homelite 450 and big McCulloch. I’s only 8 miles out of the way of a route I take sometimes, so I’m thinking I’ll stop in someday and see if he’ll sell or trade. I could give him saws to put in the place of ones I take lol IMG_0060.jpeg
 

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does it have a hose to put down pants to blow you ?
It's not THAT amazing.
Ummmm, ya might wanna run that there drain somewhere at some point in time

Just saying

Although mebbe it wurks different in places where it actually gets cold vs Howayee
I gotta get a couple of sticks of 3/4 pvc for the drain. For now.....I'll just stick it down my pants.
 

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