Not So Pro 3

[Tor R]

You can get a stihl chainsaw now Tor

https://www.reddit.com/r/Holdmywallet/comments/1elm78a/human_become_forklift

You think too much, it's going to make you stressed, and stress gives you gas

 

[greystone mountain man]

Mornin'
Last tuesday a friend at work was running and we have these 5ft long flat carts to pull heavy equipment with
They have spring loaded handles but this one was broken and laying on the floor he tripped and fell so hard it knocked him unconscious.
He doesn't know how long he was out but he couldn't move his arms at all when he woke up
He yelled for a long time it's a huge building a little old maintenance lady found him
He said she picked him up like you'd pick up a cat that's stretched out
His arms weren't working and she just lifted him and put him on that cart and wheeled him to the office.
If any of you ever picked up somebody it's dead weight and damn hard to do
And she lifted him like nothing.
He went to the ER was examined and had X-rays
They told him nothing's wrong so he tried to work a few days and the pain was too much so he went to a different hospital
He has two fractured elbows and damage to his shoulders.
I've never seen injuries like his the backs of his elbows up to his neck are red,green, yellow and purple bruised
The impact was severe the doctor said he didn't have a concussion but if he was taller it would've snapped both arms but he's tall midget sized
He'll be off work for long time.

That's why I don't run falling off a ladder screwed me up enough lol

 

[JoeDirt]

Hoping this one does the trick

Prayers

I hope so too. I have to take her back to the hospital because the incisions won't stop bleeding. Not sure what the issue is but it doesn't look right.

 

[Jscb1b]

All right here we go. I have 6 36" wide rubber tracks to cut width wise. They are made out of stainless steel cords and rubber. What would you use to cut them? I'm thinking a chop saw with a metal blade. The plan is to make speed bumps out of them.

 

[full chizel]

All right here we go. I have 6 36" wide rubber tracks to cut width wise. They are made out of stainless steel cords and rubber. What would you use to cut them? I'm thinking a chop saw with a metal blade. The plan is to make speed bumps out of them.

An old semi chisel chain.

 

[full chizel]

My bad

They are just in the area house hunting I guess

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They’re gonna mooooove in?

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

They’re gonna mooooove in?

 

[full chizel]

Whats up Adam?

 

[3browns]

They’re gonna mooooove in?

I'm just trying to figure out how they think they can afford a 4 bedroom house in today's economy?

I wonder how much @Mastermind pays his cows?

Is there a cow minimum wage?

 

[3browns]

Whats up Adam?

He's just pissed cause you thought of it first

 

[3browns]

I hope so too. I have to take her back to the hospital because the incisions won't stop bleeding. Not sure what the issue is but it doesn't look right.

Is she on blood thinners or aspirin?

 

[John Wargo]

Two more inches of rain since my last check in. It's finally stopped. But most of that rain is now in my basement. Not a good night at the house with big red

 

[JoeDirt]

Is she on blood thinners or aspirin?

Nope. Called the surgeon, he didn't seem very concerned, but he's going to check it out and rewrap it tomorrow.

 

[p61 western]

Good evening fellas

 

[full chizel]

Nope. Called the surgeon, he didn't seem very concerned, but he's going to check it out and rewrap it tomorrow.

Yeah, the mrs said its common for wrist incisions to bleed sometimes. Does she have stitches or staples?

 

[JoeDirt]

Yeah, the mrs said its common for wrist incisions to bleed sometimes. Does she have stitches or staples?

Well that makes me feel a little bit better. I believe it is stitches but don't quote me. There's several incisions, pretty far up her forearm.

 

[GCJenks204]

Settling in for some Canadian 80’s Rock n Roll opening for some American dude named Billy Idol.

 

[Stump Shot]

All right, whichever one of you jackasses thought this would be funny can come and fix muh damn lawn…

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I'd be calling them two, burger and steaks.

 

[Czed]

https://www.reddit.com/r/PetsareAmazing/comments/1elhbvd/doggo_wants_new_baby_to_play_with_her_stuff_toy

 

[Mastermind]

Good evening fuk muppets.