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Wow..... Only in Jamestown ...You will NOT believe what just happened.. I pulled into the gas station to get a drink. When I walked up I noticed these two cops watching a woman who was smoking while pumping gas.. I saw her and thought, "Is she stupid?!! With the cops right there too?!"
But anyway, I went in and got my drink. As I was checking out, I heard someone screaming.. I looked outside and the woman's arm was on FIRE! She was swinging her arm and running around going crazy! I ran outside and the cops had put her on the ground and were putting the fire out with their COFFEE!!
Then they SHOT HER!! 😲 Being the concerned citizen I am, I asked the cops why they shot a woman who needed help.. The cop looked me dead in my eyes and said ... "WAVING A FIREARM!"
 

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I ain't made one yet. Gotta get something done about my knee too.
Mri is the next thing to try again may 11
It’s been a dr appointment or therapy once a week since Feb for me
Once mri is done then I’d say a couple days until back Dr appointment
 

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Wow..... Only in Jamestown ...You will NOT believe what just happened.. I pulled into the gas station to get a drink. When I walked up I noticed these two cops watching a woman who was smoking while pumping gas.. I saw her and thought, "Is she stupid?!! With the cops right there too?!"
But anyway, I went in and got my drink. As I was checking out, I heard someone screaming.. I looked outside and the woman's arm was on FIRE! She was swinging her arm and running around going crazy! I ran outside and the cops had put her on the ground and were putting the fire out with their COFFEE!!
Then they SHOT HER!! 😲 Being the concerned citizen I am, I asked the cops why they shot a woman who needed help.. The cop looked me dead in my eyes and said ... "WAVING A FIREARM!"
Moderator needs to move this to the JOKE Forum/Page
JEST JOKING.
 

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Just talking with some millwrights from Canuckistan. Found out about another unit of commie measurement. @JoeDirt & @GCJenks204 . The guy said maple syrup to goose feathers is a known unit. Anyone care to confirm these new measurements for me? Franks a lot.
just gotta wonder what they are doing with that combination

did you ask for pictures ?

im sure gary has been there done that kinda thing
 

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Wow..... Only in Jamestown ...You will NOT believe what just happened.. I pulled into the gas station to get a drink. When I walked up I noticed these two cops watching a woman who was smoking while pumping gas.. I saw her and thought, "Is she stupid?!! With the cops right there too?!"
But anyway, I went in and got my drink. As I was checking out, I heard someone screaming.. I looked outside and the woman's arm was on FIRE! She was swinging her arm and running around going crazy! I ran outside and the cops had put her on the ground and were putting the fire out with their COFFEE!!
Then they SHOT HER!! 😲 Being the concerned citizen I am, I asked the cops why they shot a woman who needed help.. The cop looked me dead in my eyes and said ... "WAVING A FIREARM!"
Had me goin’ there fer a minute..
 

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Just talking with some millwrights from Canuckistan. Found out about another unit of commie measurement. @JoeDirt & @GCJenks204 . The guy said maple syrup to goose feathers is a known unit. Anyone care to confirm these new measurements for me? Franks a lot.
I can promise you, they, you or both were drunk and talking non-sense.
 
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