Not So Pro 3

[maulhead]

I bet you can find one of every kind on there

 

[Oddsandends]

Good evening folks, I had to go to the funeral of my 105 year old great aunt today. Pretty long life. Tonight I ordered a vintage can of Stihl engine oil as a display piece for my chainsaw shelf and worked on one of my speed mowers a little. Also packaged an eBay order.

Oh no. 105 is a long life though!

 

[Oddsandends]

I got some more Finnish Karl Fazer chocolate . But they didn't have milk. Fazer is so much better than the American chocolate which tastes like acid reflux.

 

[LAWN BOY]

I got some more Finnish Karl Fazer chocolate . But they didn't have milk. Fazer is so much better than the American chocolate which tastes like acid reflux.

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Never had it. I like milk American chocolate. Maybe I’ll have to try it one day.

 

[p61 western]

what are you saying *a-hole lol

I think he’s saying no nudes please

 

[dall]

I think he’s saying no nudes please

lol he deserves them

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

Never in my life has anyone brought me a vehicle to work on that was
Like that
Personally I'd be embarrassed to have someone have to deal with it.
If anyone does bring me something like that
I'm dumping the cat's litter box in it.

I don't think they'd even notice the litter box move Dave.

 

[Jscb1b]

Sure. There's always a choice in everything we do.

I worked at a shop by the Apache reservation. One car came in full of used diapers and maggots.

 

[Czed]

@Czed i know you’ve been trying red dots. $79 regular price is $249. Same red dot comes on the compact TX 22

Riton X3 Tactix MPRD 2 Micro Red Dot 3MOA - 3TMPRD2

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The kids like the red dots
I bought several dots primary arms and CT for like 70.00 each but everyone's favorite is the
Budget Cylee cat.
I discovered i don't like dots I shoot better open sights
But the girls shot really good with them it was their first time shooting pistols.

 

[Czed]

I don't think they'd even notice the litter box move Dave.

They will if bastard *s-word in it

 

[JoeDirt]

I just got a hell of a show on my third day at work. *dipstick they hired three weeks before me, we'll just call him "*dipstick", threw the biggest tantrum I've ever seen in person from an adult.

In addition to not knowing anything about cars, *dipstick knows nothing about anything and can't follow simple instructions. He is literally is capable of doing nothing correctly. After him committing a series of consecutive *f-word-ups without enough time in between each to address them, out of the two assistant managers, one's head was about to pop off. Finally when that assistant manager had a chance to address these *f-word ups, particularly one about *dipstick trying to install on a battery (God help us all) that he sold that specifically states in all caps:

*dipstick couldn't take the criticism and began repeatedly yelling "WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME, JUST DID MY F-ING JOB MAN! Y'ALL ARE TRIPPING!" (He's whiter than I am, by the way) "HOW THE FCK WAS I SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT?!" He was totally out of hand screaming and yelling, rambling on, arguing and making a scene.

At this point, another assistant manager told him to get the f*ck out of the store. Then *dipstick began yelling "YOU CANT MAKE ME, YOU CANT MAKE ME BRO!" *dipstick started getting into the guys face, which is when I walked over, pushed him back and told him "He told you to leave, the door is over there. If you don't leave on your own, the police are going to escort you out in handcuffs." *dipstick backed off, grabbed the phone and says "I'M CALLING TOM!!! (main manager, it's his day off)" He picks up the phone, dials it, and it rang to the store... it was hilarious.

He eventually somehow gets ahold of the manager who calmed him down but basically told him "I'm not there, listen to whoever is the manager on duty." Assistant manager now tells him leave or the police are coming to escort him out.

At this point I was unaware *dipstick RIDES HIS BIKE to work, so he wheels this *f-wording bicycle out from behind a display, angrily puts on his helmet and rides off like Pee-Wee Herman on a bicycle. It's hard to look tough riding a bicycle. Reminded me of Pee-Wee's Big Adventure.


Anyways, that's my story. I thought it was too funny not to share.

 

[Woodslasher]

what are you saying *a-hole lol

That's easy, yer not a good looking gal.

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

I just got a hell of a show on my third day at work. *dipstick they hired three weeks before me, we'll just call him "*dipstick", threw the biggest tantrum I've ever seen in person from an adult.

In addition to not knowing anything about cars, *dipstick knows nothing about anything and can't follow simple instructions. He is literally is capable of doing nothing correctly. After him committing a series of consecutive *f-word-ups without enough time in between each to address them, out of the two assistant managers, one's head was about to pop off. Finally when that assistant manager had a chance to address these *f-word ups, particularly one about *dipstick trying to install on a battery (God help us all) that he sold that specifically states in all caps:
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*dipstick couldn't take the criticism and began repeatedly yelling "WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME, JUST DID MY F-ING JOB MAN! Y'ALL ARE TRIPPING!" (He's whiter than I am, by the way) "HOW THE FCK WAS I SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT?!" He was totally out of hand screaming and yelling, rambling on, arguing and making a scene.

At this point, another assistant manager told him to get the f*ck out of the store. Then *dipstick began yelling "YOU CANT MAKE ME, YOU CANT MAKE ME BRO!" *dipstick started getting into the guys face, which is when I walked over, pushed him back and told him "He told you to leave, the door is over there. If you don't leave on your own, the police are going to escort you out in handcuffs." *dipstick backed off, grabbed the phone and says "I'M CALLING TOM!!! (main manager, it's his day off)" He picks up the phone, dials it, and it rang to the store... it was hilarious.

He eventually somehow gets ahold of the manager who calmed him down but basically told him "I'm not there, listen to whoever is the manager on duty." Assistant manager now tells him leave or the police are coming to escort him out.

At this point I was unaware *dipstick RIDES HIS BIKE to work, so he wheels this *f-wording bicycle out from behind a display, angrily puts on his helmet and rides off like Pee-Wee Herman on a bicycle. It's hard to look tough riding a bicycle. Reminded me of Pee-Wee's Big Adventure.
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Anyways, that's my story. I thought it was too funny not to share.

That's a fughin awesome yarn Joe.

 

[JoeDirt]

That's a fughin awesome yarn Joe.

I can't make up that level of crazy. In hindsight, I should've picked up the phone when he tried to call the manager and said, "This is Tom, you're fired."

 

[maulhead]

That's a fughin awesome yarn Joe.

Who's going to call and read that entire post to Dallas?

 

[dall]

Who's going to call and read that entire post to Dallas?

You
I could use a bedtime story dad

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

I can't make up that level of crazy. In hindsight, I should've picked up the phone when he tried to call the manager and said, "This is Tom, you're fired."

Yarn doesn’t mean I think you made it up mate.

 

[maulhead]

You
I could use a bedtime story dad

I don't have any books on dent pullers & sand paper gloves, or farm animals, on the shelf.

 

[dall]

I don't have any books on dent pullers & sand paper gloves, or farm animals, on the shelf.

You lying ass

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

Who's going to call and read that entire post to Dallas?

Wasn't it about Dallas?