Not So Pro 3

[dall]

Isn't your birthday coming up soon?

in another 10 months slacker

@41FanForLife I'm sorry John, was in kind of a fowl mood and took the low hanging fruit.

quit being a girl

It will prolly be in a sleeper at the Flying J.

its still a bed
you know that

Will you be here all week, performing?

hes always performing but he prefers when you are on stage so he doesnt have to get on his knees

 

[Loony661]

My x-FIL used to work for Davey.

He started with a smallish mom & pop company, that got bought out after a few years by a bigger company in the area.

Few years later Davey bought them up.

That’s what happened where I was. It was actually called Maier Tree & Lawn but they were bought by Davey and then we had to do all this extra corporate stuff. Some of it was for the better, some was nonsense..

 

[maulhead]

hes always performing but he prefers when you are on stage so he doesnt have to get on his knees

That would not be a comedian act, it would be a adult entertainment show.

Kinda like the ones you & Jason do on your off weekends together.

 

[Mastermind]

What a ride! I'm at the emergency room.
Today was not a good day. I decided to go ride a horse. The horse made a sudden jerk and reared up, and I couldn't hold on. I fell off, but my foot got caught in the stirrup. The horse kept bucking and running, and was dragging me and wouldn't stop...

.....Thank goodness the manager of the grocery store came out and unplugged the machine. But then he had the nerve to take the rest of my quarters so I wouldn't attempt to drive the Batmobile, and told me to stay away from the handicap carts.

 

[full chizel]

Davey does our line clearance.

 

[dall]

What a ride! I'm at the emergency room.
Today was not a good day. I decided to go ride a horse. The horse made a sudden jerk and reared up, and I couldn't hold on. I fell off, but my foot got caught in the stirrup. The horse kept bucking and running, and was dragging me and wouldn't stop...

.....Thank goodness the manager of the grocery store came out and unplugged the machine. But then he had the nerve to take the rest of my quarters so I wouldn't attempt to drive the Batmobile, and told me to stay away from the handicap carts.

surprised you didnt use the saddle horn as your seatbelt

 

[maulhead]

in another 10 months slacker

For some reason I thought it was in Nov.

 

[full chizel]

What a ride! I'm at the emergency room.
Today was not a good day. I decided to go ride a horse. The horse made a sudden jerk and reared up, and I couldn't hold on. I fell off, but my foot got caught in the stirrup. The horse kept bucking and running, and was dragging me and wouldn't stop...

.....Thank goodness the manager of the grocery store came out and unplugged the machine. But then he had the nerve to take the rest of my quarters so I wouldn't attempt to drive the Batmobile, and told me to stay away from the handicap carts.

This is why we can’t have anything nice!

 

[dall]

For some reason I thought it was in Nov.

lol nope not me mines in august

 

[maulhead]

That’s what happened where I was. It was actually called Maier Tree & Lawn but they were bought by Davey and then we had to do all this extra corporate stuff. Some of it was for the better, some was nonsense..

I have other kin that work or have worked for them also.

FIL ain't around anymore, which is sad he was a good dude, I always liked him.

 

[maulhead]

lol nope not me mines in august

But 1974 model thou right?

 

[dall]

But 1974 model thou right?

yes

 

[maulhead]

surprised you didnt use the saddle horn as your seatbelt

I don't think he has a ham wallet, like yours.

 

[dall]

I have other kin that work or have worked for them also.

FIL ain't around anymore, which is sad he was a good dude, I always liked him.

did he know you was screwing his daughter or son or both ?

 

[dall]

I don't think he has a ham wallet, like yours.

he hides it well from you

 

[maulhead]

did he know you was screwing his daughter or son or both ?

Daughter, yes he knew.

I knew him since I was born, we all went to the same church together our families were pretty tight knit.

Spent a lot of time with them growing up.

 

[maulhead]

he hides it well from you

I'm not as close to him as you are.

 

[dall]

Daughter, yes he knew.

I knew him since I was born, we all went to the same church together our families were pretty tight knit.

Spent a lot of time with them growing up.

how come you didnt tell him about his son ?

I'm not as close to him as you are.

lol your fault he likes when you pull meat with him

 

[Mastermind]

This is why we can’t have anything nice!

Well....in my defense, I was left unsupervised.

 

[maulhead]

yes

You just rolled 49, I am a 1974 model also.

Mine is coming sooner than I want. January here.